brand new 

pretending you know nothing about what someone is talkin about.

sue: hey what is going on wit ur bf sara?

amy: i have no idea what your talking about

sue: don't act brand new- i know she talks to you about everything- whats up?

brand new by J-HO 1984 August 24, 2009

brand spanking new 

the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.

The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.

Yep. Just drove it off the lot and it is brand spanking new.

brand spanking new by ekks September 24, 2010

brand NEW 

an awesome band that is wicked fun live!

brand new! wooohooo!

brand NEW by brand new kicks arse! June 5, 2003

brand awareness

When a girl refuses to kiss you after you eat her pussy, regardless of what other nasty places your mouth has been that night. She might kiss you after you ate fish, smoked, or threw up, but never after you have dined on the Big Montana. This flavor choice raises serious questions about her personal hygiene.

After I go down on her, my girlfriend has brand awareness.

brand awareness by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Brand-Newbian 

In ancient Egypt, when a pyramid-building slave died, they would just get another slave to replace him, usually from Nubia.

Aliens didn't build the pyramids, millions and millions of slaves did; when one died, they were easily replaced with a brand-newbian!

Brand-Newbian by responsible November 9, 2014

brand new 

brand new is/was always classified in more of the indie scene and unlike EMO, jesse lacey actually writes about real life experience and doesnt complain about his mistakes or those very experiences.there sound is quite similiar to that of the smiths. jesse lacey is the deepest most profound song writer out there and i admire him for his guts and making it thru tuff sergeries and relationships JESSE LACEY IS MY HERO the best thing for brand new is to stay low key because no one wants them getting popular, so emo crowds can pretend to be "profound", instead of depressed and insane.

brand new fan: i love this song "play crack the sky"
emo kid: oo whats that can i hear?
bnf: FUCK NO BITCH GO LISTEN TO HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS AND CUT URSELF!
emo kid: **wimpers** ...maybe ill do that.

brand new by deelucy August 23, 2006

brand NEW 

The Best damn Band in the fucking world. even Better when playing with Taking Back Sunday

Brand New Kicks major ass

brand NEW by Nathan August 29, 2003