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invisible braces 

A.k.a. 'linear' or 'lingual' braces: braces that are clipped from behind the teeth to hide what's known colloquially as braceface!
Cosmetic dentistry is an 'art' practised by dentists that no longer call themsleves so, but prefer the moniker 'hygienists'. They can do a 'smile-lift' or 'face-lift' for you. Or, as 'invisible braces' go, you want to have invisible fillings (made from plastic/ porcelain and fixed by a 'targeting' blue light denting-bonding ingredient!) the next time you're visiting one.
Also, non-invasive veneers: they are non-chilling, free-sculpted veneers. There's bonding which uses a composite bonding material that uses resin molds for teeth-whitening and power-whitening or 'chairside' bleaching: one-visit, light-activated gel combined with high-intensity plasma light that gives you a 'whiter shade of relief' in just a few minutes!
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Diamond braces 

When you get braces even when they're not needed instead of getting grillz; Braces that act like grillz for your teeth
Just got some diamond braces on my teeth!
Yo, I'm boutta get some of those.
Diamond braces by MathO24 February 18, 2019

Still in braces

Coined from the term "still in diapers", still in braces refers to the way late 90s to 2000-born kids.
You were still in braces when the movie Step Brothers came out.
Still in braces by DannyDay95 March 4, 2015

wine braces 

When your teeth and lips are stained from drinking red wine. Upon smiling it appears you are wearing braces made from wine. This happens typically after consuming enough wine to no longer be concerned how the teeth/lips look.
Uh, Erik I see you finished off that bottle of Cabernet, looks like you have have your wine braces on tonight. You might want to find some mouthwash if you don't want to go home alone.
wine braces by kbewild71 October 8, 2008

Sprayed Braces 

After undergoing a Bloody Hairy, one partner is forced to bend their head down to their crotch and attempt to undue the knots with their teeth. In the process, their partner climaxes, and leaves them with pubes stuck in their teeth and a mouthful of semen or vaginal juice.
This picture of McKinsey is disguisting. Look at the pubes in her teeth, she obviously just got Sprayed Braces.
Sprayed Braces by BairyHalls April 4, 2011

Monkey with Braces 

A clit piercing. Comes from the slang word "monkey" for a girls "area", and the insersion of metal into said area.
Steve: Did you hear? That girl has a monkey with braces.
Sarah: Ouch. You couldn't pay me enough to do that.

The Braces Effect 

The effect when one takes of their braces and suddenly changes.

Examples: When a tomboy becomes super girly, when a nun changes into a drunk, when somebody against everything does everything, when a frog turns into a prince.

The point is, The Braces change you. From good to bad, from bad to good.
"Hey remember that girl/guy from high school?"
"Oh the one with the colorful braces? She/He was such a saint..."
"I was partying with her/him last night. You will not believe how drunk she/he got and that's not even the whole story!"
"Whoa, The Braces Effect!"

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"After they took of their braces the twins changed so much. One got really sexual and the other just did everything he said he wouldn't do!"
"Dayummmm, The Braces Effect really turned them into hypocrites."