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boxer mushroom 

When a guy wears skinny jeans, is wearing a belt, and still has his pants sagging...the big fluffy wad of boxers hanging out of the top of his skinny jeans is the "boxer mushroom."
"That guy's boxer mushroom is definitely not hot. I mean, what's he trying to do? Contain a fart?"
boxer mushroom by crystaloney April 21, 2010

boxer burn 

Like carpet burn, but on you junk from your boxers after having dry sex.
Guy 1: Man my fucking junk hurts!
Guy 2: What the fuck happened?!
Guy 1: I got Boxer burn! My girl dry fucked me so hard last night...
boxer burn by Darrn April 14, 2014

boxer gays 

Guys whose favorite pastime is strolling around in boxers,or boxer shorts. Strolling around in boxers has a way of making a fellow look gay,hence the term.
Jake and Dwayne are quite the boxer gays;they have made a number of videos of themselves in boxers,including "Boxer gaysJake and Dwayne-the microphone," "Boxer gaysJake and Dwayne-the snowman,"and "Boxer gaysJake and Dwayne with wild hair,the microphone and the snowman." This duo really are quite the boxer gays!
boxer gays by JMC70 December 15, 2016
When a man's penis inadvertently slips in and out of the convenient slit in front of his boxers, typically during a rigorous physical activity.
There wasn't much he could do about the boxer sex he was having during his basketball game.
boxer sex by King Freezy May 27, 2010

Boxer-rocker 

That guy in school who, in the locker room, always strips down to his boxers and parades around, despite the fact that he's actually got quite a big belly...
'Oh look at that boxer-rocker over there'
Boxer-rocker by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 January 29, 2017

boxer wiggle 

When a dog, most frequently a boxer, that, when wagging it's tail, tends to also shake their entire back half off their body. Also common among labs, and girls found in Victorville, CA.
When that dog shakes its tail, its whole friggin body shakes! It must be doing the boxer wiggle!
boxer wiggle by thomas anonymous December 28, 2008