Blimp Sex

Verb: Sexual intercourse with a flying vehicle filled with a lighter than air gas. (zeppelins, dirigibles, and of course blimps)

Jonathan loved his blimp, Humphrey. He wanted take the next step and engage in blimp sex with his beloved.

by blimp humper December 10, 2012

blimpy

Fat or overweight or plump, especially in reference to a fat chick or big tits.

Look at that girl in the low cut top by the bar. She's rather blimpy, with those big jugs spilling out everywhere.

by PMax March 15, 2008

blomster

Sub-par performance of oral sex performed on a male member.

Harrison was going to sleep in Owen's room, but Owen was receiving a blomster and locked the door.

by Sonny D. February 4, 2009

blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

by jon September 16, 2003

Blomkin Royale

When you're getting a blow job while on the toilet (taking a dump), and eating a sandwich.

That Italian last night made for a great Blomkin Royale.

by Jalse November 2, 2008

blimpin

The practice of going out with the explicit intention of picking up fat girls. This is common in a large group of men during a heavy night of drinking.

We're going blimpin tonight.

by Jose L. Garcia December 2, 2005

blogplanation

posting a blog to explain a random nonsensical or cryptic status post on a social networking site.

status: wondering where this is going.

comments:
Are you going to post a blogplanation? Where what is going???

by AleciaLJ June 1, 2009