Yard Blob

A grotesque, fat, slug-like person who's gargatuan size does not allow them the ability of locomotion.

Hey Timmy, throw that Yard Blob a twinkie and see if she'll eat it out of the dirt.

by Michael A. Mashke September 9, 2005

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Blobbin

1. To sit or lay down and not move while being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Being worthless for an extended period of time while your friends are actually doing something.

3. Being a piece of shit and not moving with a bag of cheetos in one hand and a hot McChicken in the other hand.

"Hey Doc, quit blobbin and get your fat ass out of that chair and socialize."

by DBC, The Franchise, and that dirty red headed bitch June 23, 2006

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blobv

Blatantly Obviously

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Tom: The Libertines are the shiznit!
Mike: Erm, blobv

by Hazza Potter October 1, 2006

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Blobstopper

1. A jam rag, botty cloth or tampon.
2. Brian.

Stay away from her mate, she's got the decorators round and has a blobstopper in.

by salad-dodger March 1, 2009

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Blobsausage

A sexy gang of 4, they love to dance sing and party all night.
If you ever come across this rare species be careful not to get on their wrong side because they wil KILL you lol
Nowadays used as a word for trouble

Woah, watch out I see Blobsausage

by Blobsausage May 10, 2014

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