Ballroom Blitz

1.Song by Glam rock band Sweet, it has been covered several times but most notable by punk band The Damned.

2.Cockney Rhyming Slang for tits.

see also: Blitzkrieg Bop

And the man at the back said Everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a Ballroom Blitz

Ballroom Blitz.

by go20orange April 17, 2006

Blitzkrieg Poop

The action of defecating before one is capable of controlling the bowels. Usually accompanies hard laughter.

Those cheese whales I ate pulled a Blitzkrieg Poop on me, now I have to clean up.

by Renter Darsh June 1, 2007

Blitz Text

The texting of a message to one person by 3 or more people simultaneously en masse. The contents of the text are typically vulgar or shocking, with the intent of eliciting a response. This technique is often used to impose a feeling of guilt on the text recipient.

Gareth just bailed on dinner tonight.

Damn, lets all blitz text him and maybe we can get his ass out of bed!

by cgibbs87 November 14, 2010

blitzpencil

the extremely intense sport of using a pencil to type words out on a keyboard.

(IS NOT EASY, REQUIRES PRACTICE AND PATIENCE)

"hey have you ever played blitzpencil?"
"actually i'm going to compete in the olympics this year hbu?"

by guccigang69 February 18, 2018

blitzed on the bird

a term that describes the state you get into when you're on a long transcontinental flight and the airline stewardesses provide alcoholic beverages. Getting blitzed while you're flying several thousand feet high is a unique, strange experience that's much different from getting plastered on the ground.

Me and Del were on a flight to Seattle and we got blitzed on the bird.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

Wolf Blitzer

A CNN anchorman who hates black people. He recently trotted over to New Orleans and actually shot a handful of black people with a paintball gun as they were trying to wade through the water. Wolf Blitzer wears air force ones and tall tees as he is reporting and reportedly, he does not give a fuck and is in it for the paperstack. He has a huge knot and rides in a yacht claiming "fuck a boat that row"

Wolf Blitzer spit dro fire over the microphone.

Wolf Blitzer looked clean in his white tee in that last reporting.

Wolf Blitzer roll deep in the news van.

Wolf Blitzer loves black people.

Wolf Blitzer drinks hennessey in his yacht.

Oh my, did you see Wolf Blitzer reporting news the other day with a cup full of that "purple drank"? That liquid codeine had him fiendin to buck on some niggers at New Orleans.

by Jordan SXE Watson October 1, 2005

Pulling a Blitz

1. Baiting someone in saying you'll do something "someday, eventually or maybe" and then never doing it.

2. Starting something and then immediately quitting, no exceptions.

"I will stream eventually" - The name giving Blitznae pulling a Blitz, followed by it never happening.

by Flupperich October 13, 2016