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bernie girl: you don’t go to camp bernadette? you poor thing!
by urfavgurl February 2, 2019
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St. Bernard

Noble beast, known for saving men from avalanches and giving excellent legal advice.
“As your attorney, I advise you to accept the plea bargain. My fee is twenty pounds of Eukanuba.” —A St. Bernard.
by IkevlarI April 17, 2010
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Gael García Bernal

Mexican actor that made his start on soap opera, who has since then made his break in english speaking films. Starred in Alfonso Cuaron's Y Tu Mama Tambien, Pedro Almodovars Bad Education, and the Oscar winning The Motorcycle Diaries based on the life of Che Guevera. Recently he has appeared in Michel Gondry's The Science of Sleep as well as the film Babel.

Probably one of the most beautiful/sexiest/most talented men on the planet. And oh how convenient, since many of his movies contain graphic sex scenes. Nevertheless, he chooses great work, never picking a bad film to work on. Please don't do cheesy romantic comedies Gael, although I know you never will. :)

"I believe fervently in the nature, in truth and imagination, I believe in the blood, in life, words, and motivations."- Gael Garcia Bernal
Did you see that Gael García Bernal scene in the car of Y Tu Mama Tambien? DANG. Or better yet did you see the kissy boy scene in the bedroom?

Who is your hollywood crush? Gael García Bernal. Who the fuck is that? Sex. Oh. I like Brad Pitt!
by thetransient January 15, 2007
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San Bernarshithole

Slang term for the city of San Bernardino Ca.
I'm so glad I no longer live in San Bernarshithole.
by I AmWarthog May 9, 2006
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berndog

When you have to take a giant shit and it rips your asshole. A burning sensation on the anus is usually present for a couple days
Joe: I took a huge berndog last night and my asshole is still sore
Frank: Dude, that sucks. Lord have mercy on your anus.
by Nerdy Ned November 17, 2016
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bern out

A hopeless Bernie Sanders supporter who is in their late teens or early 20s, dropped out of high school or college, smokes weed, lives with their parents, and has no plans for their future other than to be dependent on other people's hard work.
"All my son does all day is sit in the basement phone-banking for Bernie Sanders all day while listening to the Red Army Choir. He's such a bern out, I really wish he'd grow up."
by Bobbylog9876 August 21, 2016
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bernanke

1) The reciprocal of a google. 10^-100. The smallest named number.
2) a very small number.
The federal funds rate was lowered to a bernanke.
by b_physics_guy July 15, 2009
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