Blender

A blender is a black man that is also a bender!

This black man on the dancefloor is checking me out and I am a hetrosexual man! This man is a blender!

by Towser June 12, 2009

penis-blender

a prostitute with crooked teeth

that penis-blender last night really did a number on my dick

by motherfuckerrrr October 8, 2006

Shit in a blender

A negative descriptive phrase used when encountering events of horrific proprotion. Applicable to movies, concerts, and other types of performances.

Justin: Hey, how was that concert last night?

Scott: Four year strong and some other crappy bands played. It all sounded like shit in a blender to me. I don't know what was worse; them or Garfield the movie

by Key-Lime January 29, 2010

Blendercocked

Similar to cockblocking; used at times to describe how it feels to be somehow rejected or pained in some way.

"My girlfriend ditched me last night for my best friend, who's a chick. It would've been cool if I could watch instead of being blendercocked."

by Elise Payne February 15, 2010

Blended maggots

Usually an appealing meal, but not the first pick. Cheap food, but taste like blended maggots.

Jenifer: "I'm hungry, how does McDonald's sound?"
David: "Do you mean blended maggots?"
Roman:""Why are you gay?""

by RIP, S.J ligma September 5, 2021

blanderetina

Blanderetina is not a man or a living thing it is a state of being.
if somebody is a Blanderetina they do not know what the hell they are thinking or doing it that moment of time.

Man, this dude is a total blanderetina right now!

Bro did you just put your dick in a toster?

by Dejatheking November 28, 2021

Bean Blender

The act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or bean, between your thumb and index finger and twisting. The is the vaginal equivalent of a titty twister.

I finally got Alissa back last night with a mean bean blender!

by amtS13 March 24, 2011