Bathroom Blather

When a person insists on having a long, drawn out, pointless conversation on their cell phone when going to the bathroom, especially if it is a public bathroom.

"Dude, is there another bathroom here?"
"No, why?"
"There's some asshole in there talking on his cell phone and I just couldn't take a leak."
"Bathroom blather is so fucking rude."

When I heard I toilet flush I knew that this conversation was just bathroom blather.

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Blatheroso

One who is a master at extending a conversation for hours without saying anything useful. Beyond a casual blatherer, a blatheroso typically engages in considerable pontification and avoids reason, but will mistakenly feel they are the only one capable of making sense in any conversation. Also, while a common blatherer will flit from one pointless thought to another, a blatheroso will drag out one topic for a grossly extended time.

That proselytizing, religious friend of yours is a real blatheroso. I didn't think we'd ever get out of that creation "discussion".

by ZarroK February 11, 2013

blatherdom

Blatherdom –as coming from or being of the realm of meaningless blather & empty rhetoric

blah blah blah blah - "blatherdom" is discourse of this realm, with about that much meaning.

by ka the wordsmith October 15, 2015

bláthnáit

Beautiful🥵, Smart🔥, Dont mess with dis gurl🤙🏼💯, treats friends like sistas☺️, gets the lads with her personality❣️❣️

Bláthnáit is my bestie😂🇮🇪❣️💯🔥

by dinosaur727 October 10, 2019

blyth

"Blyth" is a verb meaning:to think about something excessively. It's often used as an expression. Not to be confused with blyat. It's considered a pleonasm if you say "blythed about it","blythed so much" or "blythed excessively".

"Yesterday,I blythed about the exam. Thankfully,I got an A+!"
"She was pregnant so she was blything for weeks."

by NonBad February 28, 2020

Blatherskite

Typically used as a exclamation of annoyance.

Person: *drops vase on foot* “Blatherskite!”

by Linkcrofty May 10, 2022

Blathers x Celeste

Bro why you lookin this up on urban dictionary go to wattpad or some shit

1: Man, I ship Blathers x Celeste form animal crossing.

2: fuck off you mank piece of shit

by AmyKinda_gayBro August 30, 2022