The Tiny bladder that contains sperm. Alledged to only hold enough for around 7 wanks.
7 also being the mystical number of wanks before you hit the "wank barrier"
7 also being the mystical number of wanks before you hit the "wank barrier"
"I got up to seven wanks tonight but I just couldn't cum no more!...Think I emptied the wank bladder!"
Or:
"I tried to get past seven wanks but hit the wank barrier"
Or:
"I tried to get past seven wanks but hit the wank barrier"
by combatstig March 15, 2009
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by BC74 September 30, 2010
Get the bladdows mug.Grifter slang for faking of your own death. Refers to the use of a chicken blood bladder to simulate violent death by stabbing, shooting, etc., although can refer to any faking of your own death by extension.
The grifter decided the best blow off for his con would be a cackle bladder, so the mark would not try to take revenge
by Mad Uncle Andy August 17, 2008
Get the Cackle Bladder mug.Someone who shares the same elimination cycle as you and whom you see regularly at the adjacent urinal.
Also: Bowel Buddy
Also: Bowel Buddy
by Ben Cain September 6, 2007
Get the Bladder Buddy mug.The quick sprint or 'dash' to the toilet due to the combination of excessive drinking and poor planning
As I rested on the bar, sipping my schooner, listening to his story about the time he went swimming under the flowing waterfall, I thought to myself that if I don't Bladderdash soon, I'm going to become a Bladderdash victim.
by Pearler April 29, 2011
Get the Bladderdash mug.When you have to piss so bad, that when you finally go to take a piss and you think you're done pissing, your second bladder kicks in and you piss some more. Like a continuation of your first piss after a brief slowdown or stopage, and it starts up again.
"Man, I drank so much beer that I pissed for 5 minutes straight because my second bladder kicked in."
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