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Tentacle blade

The "tentacle blade instance" founded and made popular by Southpaw refers to any instance in which a character has the will, means, and resources to kill another character, and when given the opportunity, chooses not to with no further explanation. Most excuses given are the character forgetting to use their resources or calling them arrogant.
Person 1: "Hey, why doesn't Doc Ock ever kill Spider-man with the blades in his tentacles? He wants to kill him and has so many chances."
Person 2: "That's a tentacle blade moment and bad writing."
by the massive big O January 16, 2022
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bladerunning

Convincing someone that they are a robot with artificially implanted human emotions
Convincing your girlfriend that she's crazy or paranoid is called gaslighting , and it's a dick move.

Convincing her that she's a robot with artificially implanted human emotions is called bladerunning, and it's a Philip K. Dick move.
by tachyon_particle February 15, 2017
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Unlimited Blade Works

Reality Marble created by Archer (Fate/Stay Night) that allows him to control a large number of weapons.
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body, Fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to life, nor known to death
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works!
by Arblast December 17, 2008
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balderdash

You're talking shite, pal, that's total balderdash

NB Balderdash could be used to describe what Prime Minister Tony Blair talks on a regular basis, both in and out of Parliament
by Bonnie wee haggis September 23, 2003
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mount blade

1)when you doggystyle a woman and blade her with your penis

2)an indie game about a fantasy medieval land where there is no fantasy and you ride and use horse archery and other realistic weapons to kill raiders that want to drink from your skull
1) i bet Briteny Spears was mount bladed on once in her life

2) hey have you played mount blade? i killed 99 sea raiders that wanted to drink from my skull using my bow while on my horse!
by a hobo living in Montana April 6, 2009
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Team Blade

Any intelligent human being who prefers to see both Edward and Jacob impaled and/or beheaded by the Vampire hunter "Blade".
While the opposing teams, team Edward and team Jacob would like to see the character Bella with their respective candidate, members of Team Blade prefer to see Bella hung by the face until dead, just to shut up the hordes of giggling fangirls.
Fangirl: Are you team Edward or team Jacob?
Team Blade member: I'm team Blade. I just want to see both of those fags burn on a stake.
by ITWastrel July 14, 2010
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asian bladder

Having an Asian bladder is to have a small bladder that can't hold too much so you need the toilet. It can also mean that you need the toilet at the worst times possible.
"I've got to run to the toilet, I've got an Asian Bladder." Said Chloe very annoyed.
by Asian Bladder Girl July 30, 2017
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