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biterature

"Biterature" is a combination, or portmanteau, of the words BITE (from sound bite for instance) and LITERATURE (written works). Biterature includes extremely short stories, quotes and thoughts... and is becoming more common as social web sites like Twitter become more popular. As the attention span of the average human reduces to almost nothing, people will only be able to read biterature, having lost the ability to read an entire page of text. Human speech will also change, with people talking in sound bites instead of full sentences.
The biterature of the great advertising copywriters of the mid-twentieth century is very popular in 2053... as is the biterature of early Twitter authors and thinkers.
by Gregory Alan Elliott 2 December 29, 2009
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Victoria bitter

Know as vb, Victoria bitter is the very best beer in the world! guys like Andrew drink vb.
Hey cocko get us another very best (Victoria bitter)
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Shark Biter

One who isn't original. Constantly biting the swag of other people to an extent greater than a normal biter.
All these marks in the rap game are just wu-tang clan shark biters.
by lord jansport November 3, 2008
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Madolf Bitler

Madolf Bitler is a 21st century dictator who is the source of the mass murdering of gingers. His minions are known as Yahtzees.
"Madolf Bitler just murdered the ginger kid from Harry Potter."
by Lily_of_Geeks May 16, 2009
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bitterly fork

the act of stabbing another person for stealing things. Then lying saying it was an accident.
Man: I didnt mean to bitterly fork him

Man 2 : you stabbed him twice
by sandystabber June 4, 2011
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tyre biter

Young skanky girls sleeping with most guys in car scenes
Mikki is such a tyre biter, sleeping with all the guys
by lolyouskank January 31, 2016
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biter

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
I say this is some grade A bullshit.

A biter is, as you've already read in the other definitions, someone who can't formulate any of their own good ideas, so they steal ideas from those around them, because they are uncreative hacks.
Person A, who worked hard on his computer project, was seen as a biter, because, although he had used his own ideas, Person B, the real biter, had shown his project first, and was seen by the rest of the world as an original thinker (even though he never made improvements to his project, ever again, while person A continued to expand with creative ideas, which paid off later in life)
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