shit-binned

v. Past tense of shit-bin; to have thrown away. Syn. shitcan; probably a British variation.

My wireless card shit the bed last night, so I shit-binned it.

by Peri April 6, 2006

boner binder

1. A binder specifically designed to hide your boner.
2. A binder or notebook you carry around specifically to hide your boner, especially a NRB.

Oh, that's the boner binder. He brings it because that's when the junior girls do yoga.

by issybelle June 21, 2010

Binders

Devices generally used to store documents, schoolwork, and leaflets of paper, yet Mitt Romney apparently somehow uses them to store his women.

Jack: Hey man check out these big ass binders I just got at Office Depot.
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!

by Terminus_Est October 23, 2012

Binned

The act of being terminated from one's employment, from most large organizations, where they don't respect people when they are let go. They're handed a package, and often escorted out the door. Tossed out with the trash, so to speak. As in the UK, the term binned means to throw in the trash.

"I really liked my job. Unfortunately, yesterday, I was binned."

by gotcha123 December 6, 2013

Binged

An unconsented search by Microsoft

You type 192.168.1.8 in your address bar to access your IP printer. Instead of getting “Server not found” error message when your printer does not respond because it is off, you instead get BINGED. The lesson is that Microsoft knows better than you in what you want. Obviously you really wanted to see the “IP Whois report” or see the “GeoIPTool” rather than knowing your printer is offline.

by Garreth Jones May 14, 2013

binted

reaching the stage when you KNOW you're too hammered

i cannot believe im so binted!

by Bax Marvelous October 30, 2007

Binderfender

An audible fart. An expulsion of waste gaseous hydrocarbons from the anus, accompanied by an audible roar or blatt, discernable by even the hearing impaired.

Miss Chalmers entertained the Ladies' Sewing Circle by blowing a raucous binderfender.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005