big mac

the leading cause of obesity in the united states

(tune: camptown race)
you're going home in a body bag
doo da, doo da
you're going home in a body bag
oh de doo da day
one too many big macs
gave you a heart attack
you're going home in a body bag
oh de doo da day

by corsair47 June 11, 2008

big mac

When a man fornicates with the buttocks of a woman. Different from anal because penetration of the anus is not necessary, it is most similar to titty fucking, only with the buttocks. Works best on women with large posteriors. Named due to the fact that the male is sticking his meat in between her buns.

I'd big mac the shit outta her ass!

by Ed the viking July 12, 2011

bigsmacked

the act of realizing that the burger you just ordered from McDonald's or any fast food resturant looks absolutely nothing like it did in a commercial advertising the product.

Bob- Dude, my Big Mac looks digusting!

Joe- HAHA! You just got bigsmacked!

by TheRedWalrus October 25, 2010

Big Mac Envy

When youre jealous of a persons big mac, specifically when you go to McDonalds with friends and one of them orders a big mac, and you do not.

Olivia youre giving me Big Mac Envy.

by BigMac77 March 1, 2011

big mac wack

When some has a fetish for masterbating to the sight of Big Macs or someone eating a Big Mac

Carson loves to big mac wack to Kyle eating McDonalds.

by BallinLikeStalin February 28, 2017

big mac nigga

the one true example of a real "nigga"¨

just tryna eat a big mac but the mac gets slapped;_;

and the nigga goes apeshit on curtis

man im tryna eat this big mac like a big mac nigga

by pls dont ban October 25, 2017

big mac girl

she wants a big mac even though she just woke up! don’t forget the fries! listerine might come get her in her sleep but she has the power of the possums on her side. YEE YEE BUBBA.

worker: “hello how may i take your order today?”

big mac girl: “i want a BIG MAC”

by salad crawdad September 18, 2018