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Benedictine

We are the shit. We party harder and longer than any other school. We are an all boys school, but we pull more pussy than any other school. St. Chris sucks. we will always be better than them along with any other all guy school. We can beat anyones ass that tries to step to us. We are not in the VIP because we arent fucking queers. Anybody that has gone to benedictine is a cadet for life and will bleed green til the day they die....We are the best thing that could happen to the city of richmond
st. chris kid #1: those BHS kids are pretty cool
st. chris kid #2: yea i no i wish we could be as cool as them
st. chris kid #1: yea but we cant because we are extremely gay
st. chris kid #2: how are we even having this convo with all this nut on our face
by john doe April 19, 2005
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Eggs Benedict

A mugging in which the mugger approaches the target with a carton of eggs and asks if they'd like to be egged or mugged, then proceeds to egg AND mug the target regardless of their answer.
Mugger 1: This nigga look like a mark.
Mugger 2: Yea lets run a eggs benedict on his ass

Mugger 1: *approaches target holding eggs* "Ay you wanna get egged? Or you wanna get mugged?"
Target: "uhh... egged"
Mugger 1: *begins pelting eggs at the target*
Mugger 2: *Comes out of hiding to jump the target*
Target: "I said EGGED why are you MUGGING me!?"
Mugger 2: *stealing the target's belongings* "eggs benedict nigga"
Mugger 1: *punching and/or stomping the target out* "EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT!"
by Westc0ast November 4, 2019
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Eggs Benedict

A nightguard that used to work at Sister Location but the restaurant recently burnes down, the cause is unknown.
Eggs Benedict is a weird nightguard, I wonder why he went missing.
by EeveLyn November 22, 2020
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Erinn Bennedict

A girl who starred in High School Musical 1 and 2, but was never really in the credits. She's what they call an extra.
Erinn Bennedict is like Eggs-Bennedict, only better.
by CuxMiBeckNow07 February 15, 2009
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Benedict XVI

a potentially good pope who idiots, quite idiotically name a "nazi", clearly not knowing the facts about the nazi regime.
"the new pope is a nazi"

"no you fuckwit, he was a member of the hitler youth, which was compulsory from 1936 onwards and the pope didn't join until 1941."

"but, but, but, but the tabloids!"

"balls to them, anyone with half a brain cell knows that failure to join the hitler youth where one would subsequently be brainwashed into nazi ideology, could result in something pretty drastic, being the nazi regime and all"
by sofiababe April 27, 2005
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Pope Benedict XVI

Lving proof that that the Germans are still moving in on former Polish held Territories.
Pope Benedict XVI used to serve in the german army
by Numb Knuts August 16, 2006
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Benedict cumberbatch

The act of masturbating on a couch cushion and then flipping it over to hide the evidence.
I'm supposed to babysitting Garrett, but he's probably already Benedict Cumberbatched the couch and put himself to sleep.
by scoresman July 4, 2016
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