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Bead Curtains

Dried lumps of shit stuck to your anal beard.
Blimey love, you need to eat more fibre. Looks like a set of bead curtains down there
by freestyler72 April 25, 2011
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anus beads

beads inserted into the anus..usually for pleasure..beads strands can range from 4feet to 25 feet long...used by lesbians and gay men...or people who would like beads inserted into their anus...one should take caution while using anus beads...remove them slowly not like starting a lawnmower...
by the great extender February 16, 2009
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Ranger Beads

Also called "pace beads," "SAS beads," and other names.
Beads put on a string that are held in place by friction, and can only be moved when slid up or down the string purposefully by the user.
These have been used for centuries, now they are used by militaries and mountaineers to judge the distance they have hiked.

*How to use*
You have two sections, an "upper" section with 6 beads, and a "lower" section with 7 beads.
You count roughly 60-70 paces, however many paces it takes for you to go 110 meters. Every 60-70 paces, drag a bead down from the lower section. Every lower bead represents 110 yards, or 1/16 of a mile, hiked.
Every upper bead represents 880 yards, or 1/2 a mile.
When you've brought down every lower bead and reach up to bring down the non-existent 8th bead, bring down an upper bead, and reset the lower beads. Start all this over.

You can judge distance hiked over a flat surface to about a 10% error ratio. Remember if you're hiking over hills or something it'll mess this up.
Look around, they're all over military surplus sights.
by oneeyedjack July 2, 2005
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Benadrylled

Taking so much Benadryl that you end up spacing out mid-sentence.
Warren was really benadrylled by about ten o' clock that he couldn't even move.
by dunnomanlol December 4, 2010
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Benaddicted

1. Someone who is a fan of Benedict Cumberbatch.

2. The name of the fanclub for BC. (Less crude than Cumberbitch. Even he doesn't like the name.)

3. Someone who is completely addicted to every thing Benedict Cumberbatch.
I am utterly and obessivly in love with Benedict Cumberbatch! I'm Benaddicted!
cumberbitch
by Monochromex3 May 25, 2013
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Beadophobia

Don’t bring those beads over here, they have Beadophobia”
by Kakarot_Cat November 26, 2017
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BEADGASM

A feeling of euphoria experienced when accompanied by beads.
When I walked into the craft store I had an intense BEADGASM .
by anonymous January 6, 2018
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