similiar to lazy bean but with more forceful undertones. A Lazy Beam can be head-on or a sneak attack. This menacing hand-to-face contact creates minor discomfort and is quite unsettling when the attacker's hand meets their prey's face and continues to rub their palm in an unrestrained, clockwise motion.
Maria got Tazim back for eating her burrito by sneaking up and plating a firm Lazy Beam on his face.
by K C August 16, 2007
Hey it's lazar beam
by Frynlix February 15, 2019
A sudden stare of death and hatred used on the male species by women. Usually initiated by something done or said "wrong" by a guy.
It could be a noun or verb;Made known by comedian Patrice o'neal.
It could be a noun or verb;Made known by comedian Patrice o'neal.
Guy 1 :Watch what you say, she might pussy beam you.
Guy 2: I ain't getting no pussy beam from what im about to say.
Guy 2: I ain't getting no pussy beam from what im about to say.
by Chris Ho December 07, 2006
A beam in which is used only for emergencies during sex. "cock beam" is a slang term for when you force so much cum out of your penis that it becomes a beam that is very deathly towards you and your partner and everybody within a 85 mile radius within you.
My grandpa died from a very violent cock beam.
His powerful cock beam released from his enormous penis.
His powerful cock beam released from his enormous penis.
by Tittysprinklezzzz5000 January 07, 2014
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by Amy Walker February 02, 2010