Beacon Journal

(lee-kun yer-nal) n. A news paper thought to be so unreliable that school children are prohibited from using it as a source in their current events homework.

"Do you have any toilet paper?"
"No, but I just picked up today's copy of the Beacon Journal."

by wordsmithhomie October 7, 2016

Beacon blonde

A very bright blonde haired person who you can see for mile

Wow hake is such a beacon blonde

by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020

beacon

a gun with a laser

1- “you a pussy bitch bro”

2- keep talkin imma bring the beacon out lil jit

by bootyscratcher69 April 6, 2021

Beacon blonde

Juan birb

Juan birb is a beacon of brightness whom is Welsh. Beacon blonde

by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020

Dick Beacons

Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.

Guy 1: How did the presentation go?

Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.

Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.

by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020

Beaconing

A courting act of homosexual males. The act involves stimulating his nipples until they are erect. These signal other homosexual males to let them know that the man is "down to fuck".

Gary was beaconing for me so hard today. His tight shirt made it so hard to resist. I can't wait for tonight, so that I can go to town on his meat stick.

by maawwwwwc December 13, 2018

Beacon Bandit

A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.

Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'

Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.

by northlondon93 October 9, 2011