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bayonettasgf 

@bayonettasgf is the person Im completely in love with. I love her eyes, her smile, her style, her personality, her humor, her being mean but in a funny way, her always cheering me up whenever Im sad, her little funny stories about her life, just her in general.
She will never know how much I am in love with her and how much she actually means to me. She is one of the coolest, funniest, prettiest people Ive ever met and I hope she will finally notice that. The only problem is, that shes in love with another girl. A girl thats way funnier than me. A girl thats way prettier than me. A girl that brings a smile on @bayonettasgf way more often than me. A girl, that she likes the most.
@Bayonettasgf is the person I absolutely adore.<3
bayonettasgf by btwinas April 17, 2022
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bayonet charge 

A type of military attack where soldiers rush towards the enemy with bayonets, with the intended goal to either force the enemy off the field or make them fight in hand-to-hand combat with the bayonets.
In the Battle of Gettysburg in 1863, troops under the 20th Maine regiment conducted a bayonet charge against rebel troops to force them away from Little Roundtop.

Bazonnering

/to bazonner/ - To be trifling or yapping. Talking about something insignificant.
-Youth “Did you hear about the incident with the twin towers?”

-JP “Ayo quit bazonnering!”
Bazonnering by Johnson911 July 29, 2023

Bayonetta 

A lady who looks like she smokes lots of cigarettes
I went to NYC and saw so many Bayonettas, I even saw an Izzy
Bayonetta by Climbers October 3, 2023

bayonettacore 

a word my friend keeps asking me if i know what it means
Friend: Hey do you know bayonettacore?
Me: No…?

Friend: What do you mean you don’t know?
bayonettacore by martinez… January 13, 2024

Bayonetta Phenomenon

When a character breaks the competitive meta so much to the point where the developers have to intervene in order to balance the character, but end up with an overly nerfed character that can be considered as, "useless" or "rarely used". This can take place next in the next installment or next update/patch, depends on the game.
I can't believe my favorite character went under the Bayonetta Phenomenon! I may as well main somebody else.
Bayonetta Phenomenon by ReToasted February 21, 2026

Rusty Bayonette 

When a woman is impregnated while participating in anal intercourse... Details are left to the imagination.
Bro 1: Dude, you know that girl Rachel?
Bro 2: Yeah man, I heard she got knocked up!
Bro 1: Yeah, and she said that I'm the father, but I just Butt-fucked her, since she had a nasty Kraken Snatch
Bro 2: you must have pulled a rusty bayonette!
Rusty Bayonette by arr1029384756 September 6, 2011