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by UrDadIsGay:) November 17, 2021

batting practice

1. A term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who you are seeing - but not really into - but are using to keep your game sharp and on par. Batting practice usually takes place after a breakup from a long relationship.

2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.

1.
Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"

Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."

2.
Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"

Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."

by Youthful Wisdom July 7, 2005

batting 1000

1. 100 % success against tremendous odds.
2. a perfect score

1. On this mission the Astronaut realized with the completion of the task he was "batting 1000".
2. I aced the test, won the competition, and became champion.

by keli kear November 8, 2003

buttering up the whisker biscuit

getting a girl wet

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid some pipe.

by A'ron December 8, 2003

Batting Glove

A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.

Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

ball buttering

When male white collar professionals excessively stroke each other's egos.

Dave gets so much ball buttering at work that it's difficult for him to realize he's just a normal guy at home.

by Ebeau August 20, 2017

Baxtering

Procrastination to the point at which zero productivity or efficiency has been established always accompanied by a false sense of accomplishment. This feat is more often than not accomplished with an air of flamboyancy.

Aaron missed his deadline because instead of completing the simple task he was baxtering around the office with a scarf on.

by happydays101 January 8, 2010