Barney

1) A purple dinosaur who sells drugs, which are in his tail, to little children.

2) A bot from half life who yells "AWWW CRAP INCOMING!"

whoah joshua! where did you get that cocain?

From Barney!

by Greencow67 December 10, 2010

Barney

Another word for an argument of a fight

John and Rachel were having a Barney

by killerclown56 November 11, 2009

barney

a blue waffle on its period

dude i literally threw up when i heard what a barney was

by n!tr0 April 25, 2010

Barney

A women's reproductive organ (Vulva). Can also be referred to as "Purple Dinosaur"

also known as: Pussy, Vagina, Beaver, Slot.

*Friend walking with Girlfriend*

- Aye Get that barney nigga
- Fo Sho, my nigga

Conversation:

- Hey, what you doin' tonight with Sabrina?
- Nuttin' hopefully I can finally get that Barney
- Oh, yeah man that would be hella tight!

- Dang, she got that tight purple dinosaur

by Tha Night Owl March 30, 2011

barney

A weird insult from mid 90's media of uncertain origin, meaning "moron" or possibly "philistine." Is it a reference to the dinosaur? Or Barney Fife? The world may never know.

"I'll show those short-sighted barneys who's mad now!" - Weird Science, c. 1995

by Shiggity and Trionna December 31, 2010

barney

a fight, (either physical or verbal)

there was a barney between the inlaws and the outlaws after the hitch

by Hunterider March 28, 2009

barney

The state of being in deep mentally agitation : being in trouble of the direst kind.

Expression used by the British character "Basher" (Don Cheadle) in the popular 2001 movie Ocean's Eleven.

BASHER: Guys, we're in barney.
**the guys look blank**
BASHER: Barney rubble - trouble!! *followed by an exasperated look*

by rook.y November 18, 2007