Bagel

Another thing an early bird can get.

"You know what they say: the early bird gets the worm... or was it the bagel?"

-Luigi M.

by Manonthe3up March 1, 2009

bageling

grabbing a somewhat chubby person's belly fat during the act of lovemaking until it forms a shape reminiscent of a bagel and proceeding to penetrate the hell out of the belly-button with your object of choice. objects of choice could possibly be a penis, a dildo, the one-fingered neighborhood kid, etc.

"I came home last night after a long session of bageling your mom."

guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"

by piemaster5000 August 5, 2009

bagels

When saying goodbye, you use this word which means PEACE.

Toma : "Alright guys I'm out...peace BAGELS
Matty D: "Make it an Onion!"

by Mt. Sinai May 4, 2006

bagels

"bagels" is a term to use when an older womans boobs are sagging very low.

oh my good look at ms. connies bagels! they are practically in her oven!

by hot cheetos January 10, 2013

bagels

a replacement for sexual activity.

-ey did you get some bagels last night?
+yeah cuh. cream cheese and alllll!

by k-deezie March 14, 2008

Bagel

(n) A slang word used for weed. This was made up so that friends could talk about weed in the presence of teachers or family members.
(v) Also used to mean "Smoking weed"

(n) You got bagel for tonight?
(v) You tryin' to bagel after school?

by T-wit-it August 3, 2005

Bagel

something you shove your dick in when you have nothing else

Me:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
bagel:ゞ◎Д◎ヾ

by Minty ravens~ April 30, 2019