Bagel 

Penis, cock, wiener, johnson,

Eat a bagel

Bagel by Yourstrulyfromtheheart May 20, 2020

Bagel 

THE BEST FRICKING BREAKFAST/LUNCH EVER TO BE MADE INTO EXISTENCE

"Oh hey, what did you have for breakfast/lunch taday"
"Oh I had a bagel!"

Bagel by SpoopyMoth7w7 October 3, 2020

Bagel 

When someone fucks something up really bad or “screws the pooch”.

Guy1: Did you see joe talking to that stacked French girl? He shit his pants mid conversation.
Guy2: Yeah it was rough to watch, that was a real bagel on his part.
Guy1: Yeah he bageled that shit for sure

Bagel by Dantony milne November 22, 2020

Bagel 

Timothy Hobbs

“Tell bagel to like Angela back”

Bagel by Immeanttobedoingmyenglishwork February 5, 2021

Bagel 

An obese females "vagina" or "pee-pee parts".

Spacie always be locked in the bathroom scrubbin her bagel in between guys.

Bagel by Laughing at God February 15, 2021

Bagel 

Somebody who is very cool, often referred to as swaggy.

She is such a bagel! :heart_eyes:

Bagel by Real Zammy April 27, 2021

Bagel 

The most holy, nutritious and beautiful food ever to exist. It’s aerodynamic shape makes it ideal to eat. When combined with cream cheese it becomes the most amazing thing in existence of all that has been made by our savior.

Let’s go worship the bagel at the temple

Bagel by MasterBagel May 3, 2021