Bagel

The most holy, nutritious and beautiful food ever to exist. It’s aerodynamic shape makes it ideal to eat. When combined with cream cheese it becomes the most amazing thing in existence of all that has been made by our savior.

Let’s go worship the bagel at the temple

by MasterBagel May 03, 2021

Russian National Anthem

An anthem from the motherland

Guy 1: I will sing the Russian National Anthem

Guy 2: ok

Guy 1: Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava.
Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana.
Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava –
Tvoio dostoyanye na vse vremena!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Ot yuzhnyh morei do polyarnogo kraya
Raskinulis' nashi lesa i polya.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaya –
Khranimaya Bogom rodnaya zemlya!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Shirokii prostor dlya mechty i dlya zhizni.
Gryadushchiye nam otkryvayut goda.
Nam silu daiot nasha vernost' Otchizne.
Tak bylo, tak yest' i tak budet vsegda!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!

by MasterBagel May 03, 2021

Memz Virus

A virus/Trojan that enhances your computer, then destroys it.

The memz virus destroyed my computer

by MasterBagel May 03, 2021

skdimbopmdada

Something that you say before you are blown to a million pieces

Person: skdimbopmdada
*insert explosion here*

by MasterBagel May 03, 2021

Bagel Comics

A very nice company that makes amazing comics, and has a website! Bagelcomics.com

Bagel comics is the best comic company

by MasterBagel May 03, 2021