Just a bit bigger than yours
by bigbazzascott June 23, 2021
Get the Average sizemug. The trump card used at a cocktail party to convince someone who has lesser academic background and sophistication and legitimize your argument.
Q: Gun control doesn’t work!
A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.
Q: 2nd amendment!
A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).
Q: The government is not taking my guns away!
A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.
Q: Government will not control me!
A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?
Q: Yes?
A: The Law of Averages!
A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.
Q: 2nd amendment!
A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).
Q: The government is not taking my guns away!
A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.
Q: Government will not control me!
A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?
Q: Yes?
A: The Law of Averages!
by vamonos a la playa January 2, 2013
Get the The Law of Averagesmug. The female version of an "average Joe". A girl that's rather plain and doesn't stand out in a large crowd.
Girl #1: Omg! That girl in our second period is sooo plain, like geez all she does is listen to the Top 10 hits playlist and watch gossip girl!
Girl #2: I know right! She's such an average Jane.
Girl #2: I know right! She's such an average Jane.
by lordwussycat June 18, 2015
Get the Average Janemug. AJMSNR: Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger finger banging the woman driving, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident.
D1MisterGreen: Average Nebraskan
D1MisterGreen: Average Nebraskan
by Steel_Colt November 21, 2022
Get the Average Nebraskanmug. An average size for a penis
by Romaxx May 28, 2017
Get the average jakemug. “Frank isn’t average height but he also can’t really be considered tall either, I’d say he’s average-tall.”
by NoHomoSchlomo August 25, 2020
Get the Average-tallmug. A huge, useless book filled with definitions of words that are of less importance than anything on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: "Hey, what are you reading?"
Guy 3: "An average dictionary, why?"
Guy 58: "You n00b! Average Dictionary < Urban Dictionary!"
Guy 3: "An average dictionary, why?"
Guy 58: "You n00b! Average Dictionary < Urban Dictionary!"
by T0rg0th April 3, 2009
Get the average dictionarymug.