Away Message Author

A person who chooses to: 1.list several things they are going to be doing in the time following the setting of the away message to the time that that they return, 2.explain in unnecessary detail of the adventures that they are partaking in, or 3.someone who is leaving for a trip and decides to leave an extensive list of things they will be doing.

"My friend is such an 'away message author', he completely makes an elaborate story about what he's doing!"

Ex.1.- Hey, i'm not here, i'm going to wal-mart, then to the mall, then to the bathroom, then home, then.....
Ex.2.- i'm gone right now. i'm at the mall with friends. i'm going to go see a movie, pay $3.50 for a bag of popcorn, leave half of the bag uneaten, throw it away, enjoy the movie, leave, go drive to.....
Ex.3.- sorry, im not here, i'm in houston watching a baseball game. so i could be:
a. in a car
b. getting gas
c. eating candy
d. drinking soda
e. watching the game
f. driving home
g. .....

by Snoop Doggy Bryce September 12, 2008

anti-authoritarianism

Opposition to authoritarianism. Beliefs include no absolute faith in authority; appealing to reason, logic and evidence; equality before the law and civil liberties, and rejection of appealing to authority to prove an argument as a logical fallacy. Anti-authoritarianism has been associated with the counterculture movement and sub-cultures such as punks (and offshoots such as cyberpunk and unicorn punk), beatniks, and hippies; and the bohemian movement.

The accession to power of notoriously unpopular populist politicians such as Hitler and Donald Trump has been a spur for anti-authoritarianism.

by LotusDrop February 25, 2018

Authorwriteis

A condition brought about by a long period of writing on paper. It's symptoms largely include forearm pain, aching hands and stiff joints across the writer's arm.

JKR - "I've been writing this new book of mine for about three hours straight, I've got Authorwriteis all through my right arm."

Ketie Price - "Oh I never get Authorwriteis when I write my books,"

JKR - "That's because YOU don't actually write your own material"

Katie Price - "Oh yeah,"

by Mattles Batthew April 22, 2011

authentic Chinese man

A guy who’s good at maths and is purely Chinese.

Furthermore, this person should be at least decent at online competitive games.

Only an authentic Chinese man can judge if a Chinese man is authentic or not.

Wow that guy got super high in the maths challenge, I bet he’s an authentic Chinese man

by Jewish_Nibba January 10, 2020

asthy

asthy (aa-zee) : noun
an asthmatic

I'm an asthy and I'm proud.

by OxygenPen February 22, 2021

authie

Short for authoritarian. It is a derogatory term, used as an insult against people who hold authoritarian views.

Person 1: The government should monitor internet traffic and arrest people for suspicious activity.
Person 2: Ok authie.

by bigppn1gg4 September 20, 2021

authentifuckation

Gritty slang for the absurd and insanity-provoking multi-step process that is part of doing anything online these days in order to prove beyond any possible doubt that you are in fact you.

After multiple attempts to get into my own phone in a moment of panicked need, the authentifuckation process got the best of me and I needed to be placed on a 5150 hold when I began repeatedly bashing my iPhone against a building and screaming obscenities at the top of my lungs.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 8, 2023