It’s hot as a mug in this joint 

To say it’s hot.

“Mug” being a shortened version of mother fucker
And “joint” being another word for ‘place’

*Temperature in room: 95 degrees
Damian: *dying* “it’s hot as a mug in this joint”
Everyone else: *sweating* “right!”

It’s hot as a mug in this joint by Ceiling.above December 27, 2020

Cold as a goblin's knob 

Cold, chilly, inclement

God, I'm glad to be inside. It's cold as a goblin's knob out there.

Cold as a goblin's knob by josekavalina December 20, 2021

Use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!! 

A term used in frustration when someone claims to have done something for you and you find out that they have not!

Bertie Big Bollox - hey Ron, did you ask Brad about the tourney we discussed last week?
Ron - yeah, I did, no problem -

Bertie Big Bollox - Brad, did Ron talk to you about tourney we discussed last week?
Brad - no mate, he said fuck all about it to me!
Bertie Big Bollox - Next time you see Ron, you tell him he can use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!!

Use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!! by Bertie.Big.Bollox February 28, 2011

If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely 

It's a common phrase, Callie.

You know what they say, "If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely".

If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely by 100% Not David December 7, 2019

dry as a nun's nasty 

beer-less place. Aussie-speak.

Well, mate..get off yer sedentary butt and go get us some Foster's! This place is dry as a nun's nasty!

dry as a nun's nasty by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

As Full as a Gypsy's Bra 

Refers to the saying of somebody having hugely over-indulged in alcohol as traditionally gypsy women have large breasts and it were they hard cash is stowed. Statement thought to have originated in North Antrim, Ireland.

Me-Did you have a good night last night? You were pretty drunk when i seen you.

You- Oh yeah I was as full as a gypsy's bra!

As Full as a Gypsy's Bra by Horsebox361 August 31, 2010

Slick as a Gnat's Ass 

An unusually suave female possessed of a kind of amiable alacrity.

Well, ain't she slick as a gnat's ass!!!

Slick as a Gnat's Ass by Aziz Ibrahim November 24, 2009