Allondra is one of a kind. She is very outgoing and a great friend. She likes to help other people out before herself. She's kind of like an unlicensed counselor. Allondra is the best party partner, and it's never a dull moment when she's around.
Last night with Allondra was so fun! I need to invite her more.
Are you okay? Go talk to Allondra. She'll make you feel better.
Are you okay? Go talk to Allondra. She'll make you feel better.
by Rachael G. December 23, 2016
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Allison is an inspiration to girls everywhere, and she can truly rock it!
I love this girl, esp. because she has her own style, and doesn't care what people think because she knows she's a beast. ;)
Allison is an inspiration to girls everywhere, and she can truly rock it!
I love this girl, esp. because she has her own style, and doesn't care what people think because she knows she's a beast. ;)
1st girl: Did you see that girl on American Idol with the red hair!?
2nd Girl: Yeah! You mean Allison Iraheta?
1st Girl: Yeah! That was her name! She was amazing!
2nd Girl: Yeah! You mean Allison Iraheta?
1st Girl: Yeah! That was her name! She was amazing!
by toriiluvsadam November 21, 2009
Get the Allison Iraheta mug.G G Allin (born Jesus Christ Allin - seriously! I can't make that kinda shit up!) is a legendary punk rocker who died before he got famous but lived after he got infamous. G G who played the most with the backing band the Scumfuc's, performed shows that made the original Sex Pistols look like a fucking Captain and Tenneil concert. His concerts can be considered the last true expression of rock & roll as a form of complete and total rebellion, because he left pretty much nothing out of his performances other than murder or suicide (which he promised on stage but never delivered due to dying a couple months before the proposed 'suicide show'.
His shows, which rarely lasted longer than a few songs, were punctuated by the absolute worst behavior possible. A short list of antics performed by Allin include taking laxatives before concerts, shitting on stage and throwing it into the crowd and/or himself, eating his own feces on stage, forcing himself to vomit, stripping completely naked bending over and shoving the microphone up his ass and then punching himself in the gut, and on one occasion clenching the mic, wrapping the mic cord around his fist and bashing his own front teeth out with the microphone (he could only really do that stunt once, after all)
Seriously, I can't make this kinda stuff up.
Amazingly, women still found him attractive and he constantly got laid. He has a song about how bad his dick hurt after fucking a woman he knew had VD because he "just fuckin' had ta get a fuck". His longest jail sentence came from abuse charges brought by a fat chick who told him she wanted to go home with him and have him dominate her. The specifics of the case centered around G G fucking the chick until she passed out and then waking her up by fucking her in her ass and then burning her in the arm with a cigarette. His only comment at the trial was "I guess she wasn't as into it as i was."
He died in 1993. He overdosed, if ya can believe it. He was what's great with America. This is my essay.
His shows, which rarely lasted longer than a few songs, were punctuated by the absolute worst behavior possible. A short list of antics performed by Allin include taking laxatives before concerts, shitting on stage and throwing it into the crowd and/or himself, eating his own feces on stage, forcing himself to vomit, stripping completely naked bending over and shoving the microphone up his ass and then punching himself in the gut, and on one occasion clenching the mic, wrapping the mic cord around his fist and bashing his own front teeth out with the microphone (he could only really do that stunt once, after all)
Seriously, I can't make this kinda stuff up.
Amazingly, women still found him attractive and he constantly got laid. He has a song about how bad his dick hurt after fucking a woman he knew had VD because he "just fuckin' had ta get a fuck". His longest jail sentence came from abuse charges brought by a fat chick who told him she wanted to go home with him and have him dominate her. The specifics of the case centered around G G fucking the chick until she passed out and then waking her up by fucking her in her ass and then burning her in the arm with a cigarette. His only comment at the trial was "I guess she wasn't as into it as i was."
He died in 1993. He overdosed, if ya can believe it. He was what's great with America. This is my essay.
Dude 1: Goddamn it, i'm gonna fuck this town up like i was G G Allin tonight.
Dude 2 - I'll get the lube and some bail money
Dude 2 - I'll get the lube and some bail money
by Willis P Styles September 29, 2007
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ALLONS-Y ALONSO!
by njmmagician February 2, 2010
Get the allons-y mug.She is a beautiful young happy girl who knows how to have a good time. She doesn't like clingy men. She also has a bestfriend who is very pretty you should date her. Date Alline she will be worth your time
1) I date Alline and she was too pretty for me that's the reason why she said she dumped me.
2) Ohhh.. Alline yeah i know her. She's hot
3) Alline! what a wondeful girl who broke my heart.
4) Alline is a stud muffin.
2) Ohhh.. Alline yeah i know her. She's hot
3) Alline! what a wondeful girl who broke my heart.
4) Alline is a stud muffin.
by Marco Colbert February 18, 2011
Get the Alline mug.Allison’s are usually very gorgeous people. They have super nice hair and bodies. Thiccc.Once you mess with them hard or in a messed up you you better watch it. Usually Allison’s have a huge amount of friends and many people adore them. Many guys usually fall hard for them. So so many guys will have a crush on them. They love to get attention and compliments, and they always do get them. When Allison’s don’t get what they want they usually get pretty upset, that’s why they always strive for the most. Super tough. Allison’s are usually pretty outgoing and they have their own kind of style. Allison’s don’t usually get rejection but when they do it’s not easy for them at all. Allison’s are usually very good people and very intelligent. She’s usually a goody-2-shoes but it’s usually for the best. Allison is the kind of person that you really want as your friend, and will always be there.
by Suchaperson May 10, 2018
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