airplane

A cinematic masterpiece; the epitome of comedy. A legendary comedy movie.

-Surely you can't be serious
-I am serious, and stop calling me
Shirley.

by Amazing Larry December 19, 2003

Delta Airlines

Common Misspelling. See Delta Air Lines

Delta Air Lines (3 words) is often misspelled as Delta Airlines (2 words).

by blu3d3vil July 31, 2007

airplane glue

An adhesive used in attaching pieces of a scale model kit together. This glue melts and bonds the plastic, def. 9 or balsa wood it comes into contact with. During the 1950's and 60's, when scale model kits reached their height of popularity, only adults could purchase this glue because it was abused by mischievous children addicted to inhaling the vapors. The gaseous particles emanating from the stringy, sticky glue caused light-headedness and a weezy, def. 7 feeling. Testors manufactured an airplane glue in a distinctive orange colored tube. High concentrations of airplane dope, used in flying model kit assembly, can produce similar results.

"You've got a nice model there. All you need to get started is some paint and airplane glue, and a well ventilated work space."

by Nick Estes February 15, 2006

fly mexican airlines

To smoke pot or the act of smoking pot

Yo homez, you wanna fly mexican airlines??

by sapto August 9, 2006

airplane boner

As the cabin pressure changes with altitude the male penis becomes erect. The lower cabin pressure due to altitude causes then blood to flow directly to the boner region of the male anatomy. This situation is worsened if an attractive female is sitting next to him. However, screaming children on planes seem to lessen the severity of swelling.

Sir the pilot has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign...
I’m sorry, due to atmospheric changes my penis has swollen into an airplane boner and it is to painful to fasten my seatbelt...

by MisterMack May 7, 2018

Alaska airlines

The only international airline where you are bound to see someone you know on the flight as long as you are actually flying in or out of Alaska, so you always have someone to talk too.

"I was flying out of anchorage on Alaska Airlines and i was like 3 people i know, it was a total party."

"I love Alaska Airlines"

by Stoner the Mouse November 13, 2009

airplane dress

When a woman's dress is so short when she bends over you can see all the way to the cock pit.

Sally had that black leather airplane dress on today and wasn't wearing any underware. She bent over to pick up a dollar and I seen every hair on that cock pit.

by cocksman32 June 26, 2016