Beatitude adjustment

A more Christian version of instant karma, in which someone suddenly learns that the Beatitudes of the bible also have a negative side, such as: "Cursed are the arrogant, for they will inherit nothing. Cursed are those who hunger for wrongdoing, for they will be left hungry. Cursed are the cruel, for they will be shown no mercy. " rather than "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth" etc.
Adam said Bo was bragging about his new car Monday and wrecked it Tuesday. That's a Beatitude adjustment for you.
by Dylan Thomas the Tank Engine December 22, 2022
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claims adjuster

The guy that merced the UnitedHealthcare CEO
Mamma mia, the police really think I'm the claims adjuster.
by luigidaisy December 10, 2024
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insurance adjustment

Meeting at the bar for work. Formerly known as "safety meeting."
It's time for an insurance adjustment.
by TheBronk January 27, 2017
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gravponics adjustable drain

The drain system on a gravponics system is called a gravponics adjustable drain.
1. The drain system on a gravponics sytem required a gravponics adjustable drain.

2. It is the same as a gravponics drain
by doublestandarddems April 21, 2013
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Wig Adjustment

When a gay man readjusts his balls in his jockstrap.
Nick snuck away to his bedroom for a wig adjustment.
by Michelle22 October 22, 2022
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Adjustable Wrench

The tool commonly known as a Nut Fucker.
Instead of using a proper wrench, John used the adjustable wrench. His use of the nut fucker, despite multiple contrary instructions, rounded out the bolt head. Now no one can get it off.
by J 2 tha R O C August 15, 2023
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Brogan Adjustment

Special technique of the U.S.-Army Signal Corps for repairing electronic equipment. It consists of smacking the shit out of an electronic device with one's own shoe, instilling obedience into it and forcing it to function as desired through sheer physical power.

This technique was famously employed by Paulie from the cult classic TV-Show "The Sopranos" when he was trying to repair a DVD-Player during S2-E4.
Paulie: "I was in the Army Signal Corps, what this thing needs is what we call a Brogan Adjustment."
*Proceeds to viciously brutalize the DVD-Player*
Tony: "There was nothing we could do about it... Paulie was a Made Man and the DVD-Player wasn't... it was real greaseball shit..."
by Stokkess December 07, 2024
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