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absolute bastard

Acting like Toad from the hit video game franchiseSuper Mario”.
Person: They’re such an absolute bastard, I’d even say a Toad!
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Absolutely The Fish

Absolutely the fish is a term used to refer to something ridiculous or preposterous.
Guy 1: Hey look at that guy with the banana hat!

Guy 2: That's Absolutely The Fish.
by Blagardson October 10, 2009
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absolute unit

A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.
“Wow, Jeremy is so ripped! An absolute unit!”
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Absolute Edition

The way DC Comics has to give their best stories ever the best edition humanly possible, in the form of slipcased, oversized, big honking hardcover books with loads of DVD-style extras and a tag price of $50, $75 or $100 according to the size of the thing. There's been 14 so far, and more will be coming in the future. Oh, and they weigh so much you can hit someone with them, although the idea is putting them in a big bookshelf besides your signed limited novels and impress the comic geek next door. Not to be read taking a crap.
Absolute Watchmen, Absolute Dark Knight , Absolute Sandman 1-4, Crisis On Infinite Earths the Absolute Edition
by Hector Ivan November 10, 2008
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An absolute fag

A total homosexual that leaves nothing to the imagination. A complete and absolute faggot.
What’s with those girlie cut off denims, flip flops and pink t shirt? You are an absolute fag. Wanna get punched in the face?
by de-pube March 2, 2023
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Absolute Frigers

Derived from the word frigid, absolute frigers means very cold in temperature resulting in shivering, teeth chattering, goose bumps, and/or sharp nipples.
Post surf at Doheny, I took off my 4/3 and realized how absolute frigers it gets after the sun sets in winter.
by AbsoluteChiller November 14, 2020
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Absolute Dank

Extremely impressive, inspiring , great admiration and apprehension. The opposite of literal ass.
Dude that jay jay sandwich was absolute dank. Bro!
by CheesyMacqueen March 1, 2015
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