Dyson ball vaccuum

A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.

Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.

by addisteaj May 3, 2017

Dyson

A FREAKING LEGEND🔥

“I wish i was a Dyson”

by yeetfam85 May 20, 2018

dyson

(verb) to envelope or surround a celestial body, typically a star, with a Dyson sphere or Dyson swarm to harness its energy.

It's possible that we can dyson the sun in the next millenia

by Rfif February 7, 2024

lily dyson

Hot mother fucker honestly the best girl u can get

Man she is Lily dyson
I would smash that ass

by Tatelangdonluvr April 8, 2023

Dyson

A girl who is able to give long blow jobs without complaining or loosing suction/enthusism.

Claire is a dyson, she gave me a 1 hour BJ

by Amit702 July 10, 2022

Dyson Downer

The sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn't a Dyson Airblade. The feeling is especially pronounced if using a pathetic Dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.

What took you so long?
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one

by TheGreatJC June 12, 2012

Dyson

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n1: A mediocre vacuum.

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n2: A short child with a man-bun; a kidmudgeon.

1: My Dyson is so old I am throwing it away.

2: Dyson is being so annoying I think I'm going to ball him into a sphere with a 16 inch diameter ball and punt him all the way into the exosphere!

by vacuumcleenr November 16, 2021