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zuck

verb. to destroy societal value for personal or financial gain
We wanted a safe work environment but management zucked up the implementation and mandated swimsuit attire for women in heavy construction areas.
by Elon's Musky Parts February 26, 2025
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What the Zuck

/ˈhwʌt ðə zʌk/
phrase
Definition: An exclamation of frustration, disbelief, or sarcastic bemusement when Mark Zuckerberg makes a baffling, misguided, or universally despised decision regarding Facebook/Meta or any of its platforms, often resulting in unnecessary complications, invasive features, or unwelcome trends (e.g., overloading the platform with AI integrations, cloning features from competitors, or prioritizing profit over user experience).

Related Terms:
Zuckery (noun): The act of making tone-deaf, platform-destroying decisions.
Zucked Up (adj): Describes a situation or feature that's been thoroughly ruined by bad corporate decisions.
"Did you see that Facebook just turned our profile pages into AI chatbots? What the Zuck is going on over there?"
by Crazed-Eighty December 30, 2024
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Zucked

A term used to refer to having sucked Mark Zuckerburgs Dick
I was out on a date with Mark Zuckerburgs last night and it went all the way to oral. I zucked his dick clean.
by 515That One Guy June 3, 2018
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zuck

Zuck verb
Zuck definition
Zuck: A web site that only requires minimal information to join.

Register in a clandestine manner to protect personal information.

Browse or register on a website stealthily to protect yourself from hackers.

Zuck: provide as little information as possible.

“That site is zuck, they don’t ask for personal information.”
Zucking: Joining or browsing a web site without revealing your personal information details.

“I was zucking around on the site to see what it was about before joining.
Zucked: Joined a web site and did not reveal personal information.

“I zucked their site using a fake birthdate and street address.”
Zucker, person who join web sites without divulging personal information.
"He don't have to worry about identity theft or being exploited, he is a zucker.
“I was zucking around on the site to see what it was about before joining.
by zuckmark.com January 17, 2021
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Zuck up

When you succeed but somehow make everything worse for literally everyone else.
Mark Zuckerberg is such a zuck up, says he enables free speech but can't even show pole on main.
by Chattwo February 25, 2025
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Zucked

To have your Facebook profile locked/frozen because of "suspicious activity" or a potential "hacking" issue. In this definition of the word, the lock-out isn't because of anything you posted; this is happening to hundreds of users every week who never post anything even remotely offensive or controversial. There is a mechanism by which you are supposed to be able to recover your account by uploading an image of your driver's license or other Government-issue photo ID, but fewer than 1 in 20 people who get Zucked this way succeed in this recovery; the website almost always returns an error message that it "could not match the image to your profile". Since there is no way to ever reach an actual live human being at Facebook Customer Service, getting Zucked by way of a "suspicious activity" lock-out is permanent unless you are one of the lucky 1-in-20 for whom the driver's license un-lock actually works. All of your Posts, Chats, Reactions, and Comments are gone, as if they never existed. All the time you might have put into building your timeline over however many years you had a FB account, likewise gone.
You phone your best friend: "Dave, I just tried to log in to FaceBook, and I'm getting a weird error message about 'suspicious activity'. And I have an message in my Gmail inbox saying my account is locked! What do I do now?"
Dave's reply to you, "Sorry to hear it, bro, but you've been Zucked. You can try the recovery procedure with uploading a photo-ID, but if that doesn't work, there's nothing else you can do but start over with a new profile under a different name."
by ctsurv553 April 18, 2024
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Zucking It

This is the act of sucking, or attempting to suck off one's self in a public space. This was made famous by Mark Zuckerberg after being caught sucking himself off in a Wendys bathroom.
Mark Zuckerberg got caught Zucking It in a Wendy's bathroom.
by Blianga January 13, 2025
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