1. A town in northeastern Illinois that has inadequate train service since 1982. You were able to go from Zion to Milwaukee until 1971.Until 1963 you had two train routes to choose from: The North Shore Line, which is
now a bike path and the
Chicago & Northwestern where the Metra runs now.
2. A town in northeastern Illinois that takes away the fun stuff for everybody. Examples include the closing of the
ice and roller rinks, the park district getting rid of the paddle boats in their infinite wisdom, the park district getting rid of the
game room in the leisure center in their infinite wisdom, no more ice
cream trucks since 1999 or 2000, and other stuff
3. A town in northeastern Illinois that cuts things
short. Examples include the city pool closing at 6pm instead of 8 or 9, carnival shutting down at 10pm instead of 11pm starting this year, and recently, the 4th of July fireworks were only ten minutes
long this year. The labor
Day Parade might be next in being cut
short this year. This might result in ZIon becoming a ghost town.
4. A town in northeastern Illinois where public transportation is cut off by 7pm.
5. a boring ass town
