zebra cum

Any liquid or gel of somehow questionable origin. Phrase is usually delivered in a very excited or very deadpan voice. It comes from a Lewis Black comedy routine:

"You ever read the ingredients in sunblock? I’ve never seen those words anywhere. You don’t even know what you’re putting on your face, do you? You go, “Oh no, the sun’s out!” It could be zebra cum; you don’t know. You may not like that joke, but you don’t know."

Joe: I found this unopened bottle without a label down by the river.
Bob: It could be zebra cum; you don't know!

Alison: How do they make this liquid makeup?
Jane: Zebra cum.

by jaberwocky January 10, 2009

Zebes

The home planet of the space pirates in the Metroid series.

Samus followed Ridley to Zebes after he stole the baby metroid

by luminoth August 18, 2010

Zebratic

Zebratic
Means: Sexy huge cock cunt

Person 1: Your a Zebratic Babe
Person 2: Thanks Honey I love you

by DRIP1235049693 July 30, 2020

crooked zebra

referee who has been bribed to put in the fix

"Whatever Ace picked up on the street, he told Remo ... fixed fights, doped horses, crooked zebras, locked in point spreads, he told Remo everything!" - Casino

by rog lewis September 23, 2005

zebroid

An animal made from cross-breeding a horse and a zebra.

hey look at that zebroid over there!

by lkjh869 October 16, 2010

Zebra Surprise

When you have a dick in your mouth and Oreos up your ass

Yea Tom gave me a Zebra Surprise last night.

by SudoWudoBudo February 6, 2021

Running with the Zebra

Running referred to as drinking and zebra referred to as booze, running with the zebra simply means getting drunk. Being exhausted from running with the zebra means drunk. If some one cannot keep up with the zebra it means they are a pussy.
Poaching the zebra means buying the booze.

1. Yo bro my parents aren't home tonight, I think we should run with the zebra.

2. Since we are not 21, I can get my older brother to poach the zebra.

3. Im exhausted from running with the zebra, I cant even think straight, but Da was being a pussy and couldnt keep up with the zebra.

by GLBT THUGS March 23, 2010