zonked

To be extremely tired or inebriated.

"After I got home from the strip club, I zonked out on the couch."

by x January 31, 2003

Zonkie

The finest peice of ass you'll ever see

Look as the zonkie on that

by ZonkieZonkie June 15, 2011

Zoinkle Floinkled

When you’re high as fuck and can only respond by mumbling quietly and groaning.

Friend 1: Get yo curry up so you can get yo hurry up im zoinkle floinkled

Friend 2: what

by Lucarioplayz97 November 1, 2022

zonkfest

1. A form of white dancing in which the zonker shiggity shakes and jerks out of control to some rythm apparently audible only to themselves. Usually lasting only a short duration, the dancer generally can't even recall what he did or recreate it if asked to.

Wynona: Oh wow Billy I loved you zonkfest out there! Do it again and I'll give you head
Billy: Fuck bitch you know zonkfests like that only happen once. Gimme dome anyways.

by billium lanza January 8, 2008

Zinked

Past tense for the incident where someone who is trying to have fun, breaks something expensive.

My blackberry just got zinked.

by yujuta October 11, 2010

Zwinky

A website that lags the hell outta your pc if you have more than two other programs up.
It's full of Mexicans, emos, and children as well.

#1. Eleven year old fwd text: Omg u guyz i cant wait to get on zwinky 2nite. My user iz hotgurl423724234424

#2. Emo: Omgeh, muh boyfriend on Zwinky broke up with me. /// Wrists. :((((

#3. Mexican: Omqqq . Dis ZwInKy shiiit , iht 's soh much funn. !! <3 (;

by Rosalieee. September 26, 2010

zwinky

A trashy internet reflection of your personality.

Hey guys, check out my Zwinky! I also have 5 STDs!

by Lucas956 August 17, 2007