Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday

Someone who's so dumb it's frightening. In other words, a master of the obvious and old news.

Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?

Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.

by Ink Spot Mike's wife June 2, 2007

Yesterclass

the class preceding this class(last class)

Yesterclass, Mr.Ziminsky said that his favorite class was his 6B class and his favorite student was Mishalle.

by OneDirectionLover13 December 24, 2013

yesterbae

the yesterday bae
the guy you had last night

the guy you used to like

that guy is so yesterbae

by maritzel July 2, 2014

so yesterday

Something which was once popular, until it went uber-mainstream, and has now become passé

Grunge is so yesterday, get over it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus February 18, 2007

Heroines of Yesterday

Part of speech: Noun. An all-girl punk band from Memphis, TN formerly known as Heroine. Heroines of Yesterday is a femme-powered band, working to fight against negative female stereotypes in the rock music industry. Also, their music kicks some serious ass. Members: Frontwoman -Kaci McAnally, Lead guitarist - Maggie Ferrell, Bassist - Alexis Russell, Drummer - Tori Zehner.

Listening to Heroines of Yesterday makes my life better.

by Saxon Silus July 17, 2010

Yesterday's B.O.

When a persons foul-smelling body odour (B.O.) has aquired a stale musk, as if the person has smelled bad for a considerable amount of time and/or hasn't washed for several weeks.

Aw man, this alcoholic stinks like yesterday's B.O. It's making me gag.

by lauren's awesome words May 17, 2011

yesternow

1. adv. indicating extreme urgency to respond to an immediate need that the speaker has most often been recently made aware of, although it may also refer to a need that, while the speaker has had a prolonged cognizance of, the relief of which would require the briefest of intervention by another party or minimal rectification by an object (i.e. a urinal). A portmanteau of ' yesterday' and 'now' with the component , 'yesterday,' referencing its colloquial usage as an adverb to indicate urgency to resolve a prolonged process; and 'now' to transmute the adverbial to impart a more immediate, impulsive need.

I just got the craziest craving for sugar. I need candy like yesternow.

by street grammar master November 10, 2015