Yonk

to throw yourself at or to

I just yonked myself at some elderly people

by Ssuper5969 June 7, 2020

YONK

little yonkeys running around

Watch out for the yonks they mght get you

by Rex291938 July 29, 2018

Yonk

A New Orleans term for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I'm trying to get my "yonk" on.

by loserb1h July 6, 2024

Yonk

What it sounds like you’re doing.. yonk aka throw up.

“Oh my god I’m going to yonk”

by Lelebean November 28, 2021

yeek yonk

An introductory exclamation to replace "yeet".

Yeek yonk see you later at basketball Greg!

by jenny's cow February 21, 2019

Yonk

a non millennial, cringe-free way of saying lit.

yeah i took her out last night, she’s such a yonk.

woah bro that party was so yonky last night.

do you think we’ll be able to go to the concert? i have a feeling it will be a yonker.

by MBC Tav November 3, 2019

Yonk

It’s not a British term, they’re just wrong. Yonk is the epitome of freedom of expression. It means what ever the user wants it to mean, although it is commonly used as a verb.

Boy: *gets slapped in the face by a branch while hiking*
Hiking buddy: Dog, you just got yonked.

Example 2
Girl: *realizes she has no less than 12 hours of homework due the next day*
Girl: Ughh! Yonk me. (Akin to, F*** me)

Example 3
Boy: *gets a bullseye while paying darts*
Boy: Ha! YONK!

by Hot_n_soggy August 30, 2018