Yonk

It’s not a British term, they’re just wrong. Yonk is the epitome of freedom of expression. It means what ever the user wants it to mean, although it is commonly used as a verb.

Boy: *gets slapped in the face by a branch while hiking*
Hiking buddy: Dog, you just got yonked.

Example 2
Girl: *realizes she has no less than 12 hours of homework due the next day*
Girl: Ughh! Yonk me. (Akin to, F*** me)

Example 3
Boy: *gets a bullseye while paying darts*
Boy: Ha! YONK!

by Hot_n_soggy August 30, 2018

Yonk!

When you steal someone's food and say Yonk! It is not considered stealing

(grabs hot dog) Yonk!

by Syd123456 October 5, 2018

Yonk

An absolute retard who is incapable of doing anything remotely complicated. (Usually refers to people of African decent)

"You can't do shit you fucking Yonk"

by That Nigga Johntez May 18, 2020

Yonks

Used in Ireland. Term for a long time. Synonym for this term could also be “donkeys years”

“Jaysus Dee , it’s been yonks!” “Ye Vickie, haven’t seen you in donkeys years.”

by No, please June 28, 2019

Yonks

Yonks is a term defining a vast amount of time from a week to a year it is often used as slang in PlayStation or Xbox party chat

Kyle: wanna play Halo
Tyrone: I haven't played Halo in Yonks
Kyle: same

by Jeremiah Sweden March 18, 2021

Yonk

The combination of yikes and stocks

yikes the stocks have gone down. Yonk!

by Biqbone February 7, 2020

Yonks

A common word used for agreeing to something it's creation began when a person decided to mix the words yes and stonks together but I am glad it's a thing

Hey Jerry do you like my blueberry pie? Yonks

by BoboRozo September 10, 2019