When you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder "why can't my mom cook this well?". This thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.
Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.
Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.
Kid 1: Yo dawg, I'm tired of eatin' at home. My momma feeds me the same ol' grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-damn-day.
Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!
Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!
Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!
Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!
by The Amazing Jazzy Jas August 7, 2009
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Mike: FUCK YO MOTHA!
John: woah brah, you know my mom's dead.
Mike: EVEN BETTER. pussy.
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John: woah brah, you know my mom's dead.
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Some guy: Get a life...
Person responding: Yo mama!
Some guy: What did you say! *beats up person responding
Ex. 2
Some guy: You fat pig...
person responding: Yo mama's a fat pig!
Some guy: Get a life...
Person responding: Yo mama!
Some guy: What did you say! *beats up person responding
Ex. 2
Some guy: You fat pig...
person responding: Yo mama's a fat pig!
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Yo momma so dumb...
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo momma so slutty...
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You have to make yourself sound black when you say them. It doesn't really make them funnier or less annoying, that's just what you have to do.
Yo momma so fat...
Yo momma so dumb...
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo momma so slutty...
Yo momma so old...
You have to make yourself sound black when you say them. It doesn't really make them funnier or less annoying, that's just what you have to do.
common Yo momma jokes:
Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.
Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said "No way. Even sluts have standards."
Yo momma so slutty, even Snooki can't keep up.
Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook.
Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.
Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said "No way. Even sluts have standards."
Yo momma so slutty, even Snooki can't keep up.
Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook.
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