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Yo mum generally used in yo muma jokes to offend the other person
Yo muma so small she can hang glide on a dorrito
by Azza da spazza November 02, 2015
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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A person who hates you and would love to kill you
I was down at the nightclub and I was about to get a beer when my Mum said no you little piece of shit and slaps me (not my Mum does this but yo mum does)
by Thehalolover117 March 22, 2017
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by sup bro cat August 29, 2019
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THIS JOKE WAS MADE BY MATTHEW L S. AND IT IS JUST YO MUM.
FRIEND:"WHO IS THAT DOOD?!"
FRIEND 2:"UMM IDK, PROBABLY YOMUM!"
by Diplodoculus September 02, 2020
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