Yak; noun
Yaking; verb
The Yaker is whiny person usually of short and little muscular physique makes that sound of a mating fox and an orange children's TV show character with a zipped mouth having sex and then beating that love child to death and then moaning about its hardship of the hatred form its parents.
The YAK is something people regally take the piss out of him/her for as it is something that really gets them deep in the heart as a voice this annoying can have tragic outcomes which are to horrific to go into detail but often ends up with a indecent of such great scale such as them getting with a something double the size of them with a large amount of facial hair and represents some sort of Bear/Wilder beast/Yak whilst he/she sits on the ferocious beasts lap and tickles its prostate, and therefore will result in a further and more direct route of piss taking towards the Yaker.You are most likely to hear a YAK is when he laughs and depending on how funny he may find something they can vary in pitch and length, making the overall outcome inconstant when "viewing" a YAK. There also many other occasions when YAK may be heard such as love making (rare but theextent of a love making YAK will result in deafening for human ears so cation must be taking whilst lovemaking to a YAKER, industrial strength ear muffs are advised. A YAK can also be viewed when a YAKER is moaning these are the lowest form of YAKS and are more annoying cause they are very common and frequent as YAKERS have a tendency to moan, alot.
Yaking; verb
The Yaker is whiny person usually of short and little muscular physique makes that sound of a mating fox and an orange children's TV show character with a zipped mouth having sex and then beating that love child to death and then moaning about its hardship of the hatred form its parents.
The YAK is something people regally take the piss out of him/her for as it is something that really gets them deep in the heart as a voice this annoying can have tragic outcomes which are to horrific to go into detail but often ends up with a indecent of such great scale such as them getting with a something double the size of them with a large amount of facial hair and represents some sort of Bear/Wilder beast/Yak whilst he/she sits on the ferocious beasts lap and tickles its prostate, and therefore will result in a further and more direct route of piss taking towards the Yaker.You are most likely to hear a YAK is when he laughs and depending on how funny he may find something they can vary in pitch and length, making the overall outcome inconstant when "viewing" a YAK. There also many other occasions when YAK may be heard such as love making (rare but theextent of a love making YAK will result in deafening for human ears so cation must be taking whilst lovemaking to a YAKER, industrial strength ear muffs are advised. A YAK can also be viewed when a YAKER is moaning these are the lowest form of YAKS and are more annoying cause they are very common and frequent as YAKERS have a tendency to moan, alot.
You are most likely to hear a YAK is when he/she laughs and depending on how funny he may find something they can vary in pitch and length, making the overall outcome inconstant when "viewing" a YAK.
There also many other occasions when YAK may be heard such as;
.Love making (rare but the extent of a love making YAK will result in deafening for human ears so cation must be taking whilst lovemaking to a YAKER, industrial strength ear muffs are advised.
. A YAK can also be viewed when a YAKER is moaning these are the lowest form of YAKS and are more annoying cause they are very common and frequent as YAKERS have a tendency to moan, alot.
There also many other occasions when YAK may be heard such as;
.Love making (rare but the extent of a love making YAK will result in deafening for human ears so cation must be taking whilst lovemaking to a YAKER, industrial strength ear muffs are advised.
. A YAK can also be viewed when a YAKER is moaning these are the lowest form of YAKS and are more annoying cause they are very common and frequent as YAKERS have a tendency to moan, alot.
by Pterodactyl (Sarah Davies) February 17, 2009
by Razor Sharp Honesty December 28, 2020
Y. A. K. is the acronym for "Young Athletic Killers" which the only way someone could rech such status is to also have a huge penis.
Girl 1: hey I had sex with this guy last night, I could barely take him. :(
Girl 2: Yeah he must have been a YAK!
Girl 1: Yes I cried
Girl 2: Yeah he must have been a YAK!
Girl 1: Yes I cried
by UcanKallMeMrG July 12, 2010
The heavenly creature that flies across the sky in it's magic kayak. Every year, it will pop out of your bath-hole on Shaving Yak Day. Be sure to leave some shaving cream by your sink. If you are lucky, he might leave you a surprise.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
1. Shit! Did you see Peyton Manning get yakked up by Marvin Harrison.
2. Wow, I can't belive Toronto FC got yakked like that in yesterday's game.
2. Wow, I can't belive Toronto FC got yakked like that in yesterday's game.
by Matt Reilly March 04, 2008
And he kept talking and talking and talking until all i heard was yak yak tak again and again and again!
I could've plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqed!
I could've plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqed!
by HyperBeast43 May 15, 2016