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Xander

You'd be incredibly lucky to fall in love with one. They put their whole entire heart in your hands, and are the perfect boyfriend. While they're a nerd, it's in the best and sweetest way.
I love you Xander.
Shannon: I'm dating this guy, and he's absolutely perfect and I can't stop thinking about him.
Abbigail: He must be a Xander.
I wish I could find me a Xander.
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xangalebrity

any member on the blogsite xanga that gets aproximately 100000000 comments per post and is far too uptight to ever actually respond to anyone elses much less read their blogs.
Thetheologianscafe frequently abused his power as a xangalebrity to post nothing but crap on his blog yet have it continously ranked five stars and garner rave reviews.
by eadie March 20, 2008
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Xanadu

1. lengthy prog rock/hard rock tune by the Canadian band Rush. I think it refers to a classic piece of lit called "Kubla Khan", don't quote me on this.

2. one of the most wretchedly godawful movies ever made. An absolute waste of time, film, money and effort. It was a total dud and a bomb during the summer of 1980. The story line was unbelievably stupid. It was possibly the worst movie ever released to public cinemas until that exalted status was taken by "Sibling Rivalry" ten years later. It starred the Aussie Olivia Newton-John as a "muse", can U dig it? But it gets worse from there, much worse. About the best thing about this flick is the historical fact that the action that occured during the music clips foretold the emergence of MTV the following year. The soundtrack ain't too bad, however. Olivia scored a big hit with "Magic", another one with "Suddenly" (with Cliff Richard), and the title track with the "Electric Light Orchestra". ELO also scored high with their own "I'm Alive" and "All Over the World". Despite the embarrassment that this shitty movie placed upon them, ELO and Olivia would go on further into their music careers with even more success.
1. When I saw Rush on their "30th Anniversary Tour" in 2004 they played a wide spectrum of classics, including "Xanadu".

2. I first saw Xanadu on TV at my grandparents' house one summer a few years after that movie first came out. A complete piece of trash. Olivia herself would later star in another flick, "Two of a Kind", with John Travolta again. It too was an utter pile of puke. My roomate commented on Olivia's nice ass. That was the best thing you could say about that one.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 2, 2008
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xandon

a legendary thing which represents the split of good and evil and more powerful than most things a destructive thing which will stop at nothing to rule.
If the Xandon is destroyed the world will be ruined.
by legendmilky December 19, 2012
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Xanax puff

a new type of weed but laced with a substantial amount of Xanax the amount its laced depends on the user. usually found on flinders street by dealers

the weed can also be altered by adding some of your own medicine.
person 1: yo i got some Xanax puff

person 2: legit how much?
Person 3: 67 dollars for 3 grams.
by kep john May 16, 2014
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Xander

A man of Extreme sexual prowess, who gets everyone woman in the world begging to be with him. Also A super awesome and nice person, who is devoted to all he loves
Girl: Wow!, that guy looks so hot!
Friend: Yeah he is such a Xander!
by koalabearsareawshum September 11, 2012
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xandillionaire

When a person of the homo sapiens species attracts such a following that it is measured in the xandillionth digit.
P - Xandillion people follow Aghrahvathi Shidrijivahtjiribhamdi.
A - Yea man, he's quite the chamillionaire
P - You mean "xandillionaire"?
A - Oh yea, that thing, soz bro
P - No problem bro, btw wanna fuck?
by Derealization September 5, 2023
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