douche wrangler

the head douche of a group of douches, someone who has the douchiest friends and walks around and wrangles fellow douches to join the "douche train" as i call it. they are sort of like the pied piper but they have a "douchey vibe" coming off them that attracts others to them. an example of this in action was when my friend brought home a chick to the dorms only to find out his roommate the 'douche wrangler' had somehow attracted 10 douches into the room and were watching the ENTIRE lord of the rings trilogy in one sitting. let's just say he didn't get any that night

Shawn: "God, Brian is a dick. he invited a fuckin shit load of douches over last night and packed them into our room like they were sardines."
Disco: "What do you expect. he's a fucking douche wrangler man."
Shawn: "Yeah, u said it."

by disco hickman September 30, 2006

retard wrangler

Special Education teacher.

Did you hear the school just hired Mrs. Schmidt as the new retard wrangler?

by EvelynTheFantastic August 19, 2006

Harry wanger

The dirty truth behind Harry Potter, where all instances of the word "wand" are replaced by wang and a sinister theme of the stories emerges. Originated on IRC.

She was shifting her weight nervously from foot to foot, staring at Harry, beating her wang against her empty palm and breathing heavily.

by JonJonB January 15, 2004

clit wrangler

one who gets excessive amounts of moist vagina.

that dude is a clit wrangler

by george w frat September 27, 2010

Kitten Wrangler

One who pursues many women at the same time, preferably of the younger variety (18-21). Generally involving promiscuous, casual sex and a feeling of accomplishment after a successful wrangling.

With all these 19 year old girls blowing up my phone I feel like a real kitten wrangler.

by Joker556 March 15, 2010

Wronger than wrong

Something said with so much error that anything following it is an absurd conclusion.

This phrase's first known utterance was from Isaac Asimov.

"When people thought the earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the earth was spherical, they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together." - Isaac Asimov

If you think that evolution means that monkeys should be turning into humans and that intelligent design is a scientific theory comparable to evolutionary theory then you are wronger than wrong.

by catsgotmytongue October 7, 2010

Eel Wrangler

A type of mustache that runs under the lower lip instead of the usual over-lip fashion.

Ahmed was one of those rare individuals with enough facial hair coverage to allow for growing a full Eel Wrangler.

by Beedubbz June 15, 2011