Seal Wool 

An abrasive material made with the pubic hair of the singer Seal.

Heidi klum has many marks cuased by Seal Wool.

Seal Wool by JordoMac57 January 3, 2010

Flint’n Wool 

The act of one shaved male and one unshaven male rubbing their penis’s together in the male version of tribbing or scissoring.

The heat generated from our flint’n wool session sparked fire in our crotches.

Flint’n Wool by CREG Ozark November 2, 2021

Monk's Wool 

Monk's Wool refers to a male's pubic hair. The hallmark of having Monk's Wool is that the male intentionally keeps the hair on the Taint, Grundle, Chode and the overall Nether Region in an excessively long, overgrown,untrimmed and extremely wooly looking state.

The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.

Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.

Roger: Dude hurry up and get out of the shower.
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!

Monk's Wool by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock 

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."

"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock by Nick D July 23, 2006

Massive wool 

Someone who is an absolute stain and pisses everyone off he or she meets.

"Oi Mol, Seen that guy at the bar in that rhinstone t-shirt sipping his stella!"

"Yeah Smig what about him?!"

"He's a Massive Wool!"

Massive wool by smig_as December 24, 2011

dingus in the wool 

A cute little doofus of a kid who wears a wool-lined coat, even when the weather dictates otherwise.

I see Jay, Eric, and Vito, but where's ol' Dingus in the Wool?

dingus in the wool by Jimdaly07 August 9, 2017

all wool and a yard wide 

A term derived from the garment industry, meaning of high quality and/or genuine. Since material that was made of one consistent fibre, such as wool, was often thought of as being best for clothing, and since fabric that was made in yard widths was best for hand tailors to work on, this was considered the criteria for excellence.

A:" Have you seen the new girl in the accounts department?"
B:"Oh, yeah - All wool and a yard wide, with those legs!"

all wool and a yard wide by D F Stuckey April 6, 2004