Woodpecker

When you're getting a handy and your kid walks in and says there's a woodpecker in your bed.

Oh my god dad.... There's a woodpecker under your sheets.

by drylipspuckerlips June 23, 2018

Woodpecking

Where a strap-on is worn on the head in order to penetrate their sexual partner.

Michelle: Barack tried woodpecking on me last night, now he has whiplash!

by Russel bennet February 1, 2017

Woodpecker

Woodpecker: The person on the receiving side of a Glory Hole. While giving head, the person bangs their head against the wall.

As Brian put his dick into the Glory Hole, he wondered who the woodpecker on the other side was.

by Grim Seper November 4, 2022

woodpecker

a type of bird that will peck on your doorbell for no reason at all

woodpecker is at my door, i should probably answer it

by Xeries July 20, 2024

Woodpecker Tongue Brain

When a hard cock is shoved so far into a mouth that the recipient has the sensation that it is wrapping around their brain.

"Johnny Big Dick got so into the head I was giving him last night that he gave me woodpecker tongue brain!"

by kikilele November 27, 2021

Woodpecker lips

Quite possibly the hardest thing on the planet.

I tried to drill into that concrete, but couldn't. That old stuff is harder than woodpecker lips!

by Rhino43050 August 26, 2024

Woodpecker

The act of performing vaginal or anal sex solely using dildo headgear apparatus. For maximum effectiveness, your hands must be tied behind your back while mimicking the habits of a woodpecker.

Last night my girl gushed like a fountain while performing the woodpecker on her!!

by Wolverines53 November 3, 2019