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Selective intelligence

At moments Tim Hillhouse has selective intelligence . When he is not hurting himself.
by Rifledog1 July 25, 2017
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intelligence

1.<n> The level of knowledge a being or object holds or possesses.
2.<n> A superior being within a society such as in dimensional planes that rule over lesser territories.
We will use a Unnamed Being (Wei) to emphasize the word intelligence.

1. Weis' intelligence surpasses many of those who know him.
2. The Intelligence, Wei, guides the and rules over the inhibitants of the small territory, siscool.
by CompleteCell April 18, 2006
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Military Intelligence

The mother of all oxymorons. Also the excuse that Republican presidents use to perpetrate such "just wars" as the current war on Iraq.
"Military intelligence" tells us that whichever country next chooses to oppose the USA is deserving of supreme vengeance.
by Ophelia Desdemona May 1, 2005
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Intelligence

Not to be confused with raw processing ability, intelligence is the capacity to judge accurately.
Prejudice belies a lack of intelligence because it is always to the right or left of the truth.
by Roman Gurovich February 4, 2005
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Intelligence Slap

Intelligence Slap: when someone says something idiotic and it warrants a good slap for their genuine stupidity.
"My cock is 25 ft long."

*SLAP*
"What the hell was that?"
"It was an intelligence slap, you're that stupid."
by BirdBrain9090 December 7, 2015
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Intelligence

n. (defense, law enforcement, etc.) information supporting the predetermined course of action -- as distinct from information warning against that course, the latter being classified as propaganda, disinformation, conspiracy theory, etc.
There is no intelligence to support the claim that baggage handlers traffic drugs in the baggage of unsuspecting passengers, who will take the rap if the plan goes wrong.
by Metastases June 5, 2016
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Intelligence

You know very well how Intelligence is used on Urban Dictionary, unless, of course... you dont.
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