Wine-not!

A response to be given when the suggestion of intoxication is declared.

Steve: "Hey John, pub tonight?"
John: "Wine-not!"

Steve: "John, I'm fackin' sloshed mate. One more?"
John: "Wine-not!"

Steve: "Fancy sharing a cab, John?"
John: "Wine-not!"
Steve: "John, I think you've got a problem mate. I didn't want to say anything before."
John: "Wine-not!"
Steve: "Jesus John. Just take care, yeah? I'll see you tomorrow."
John: "Wine-not!"
*Steve jumps in taxi and leaves.

John: "I love you you, Steve. I always have."

Fin.

Wine-not! by Dexter Fishpaw May 31, 2015

wine cock 

A cock that is not stiff enough for penetrating sex. Often as a result from having been drinking too much wine.

After having been fluffed for hours Rocco had to give up admitting that he suffered from wine cock that night.

wine cock by jaytee August 30, 2003

wine eye 

a glazed or hazy look in the eyes achieved by just sufficient quantities of wine. Mildly intoxicated, but still completely capable of carrying out normal functions (walking, talking, eating).

It looks to me like you have a touch of the wine eye.

wine eye by Da5id Ricardo April 3, 2008

wine class bitches 

the class of bitches playing the game that you have to drink wine with to fuck. basically higher class privileged girls that still like to party but want to be classy about it.

You can't feed these girls beer, they're wine class bitches!

wine class bitches by youknowitson August 23, 2009

wine drunk 

The kind of drunk that results in you making sleezy decisions, and falling asleep with a cheese burger in one hand and a smashed iphone opened up on your ex's new girlfriend's Instagram in the other.

Beccy got so Wine Drunk last night and liked a photo of David's new girlfriend from June 2014

wine drunk by TaylorMareeMakeupArtist January 9, 2018

wine pong 

to play beer pong with wine.

yo bro lets play wine pong! we'll get way more fucked up than if we use beer.

wine pong by bryan fuckin anderson May 8, 2008

Wine shit

A shit that is one solid turd acting like a cork followed by diarrhea acting like the wine.

The cork blew on my wine shit

Wine shit by Noonish July 24, 2018