i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass 

A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.

“Jake guess what”

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”

i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 1, 2023

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass 

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Where da bag at 

Where’s the money

I gave Johnny 500 dollars to buy something nice and he didn’t pay me back, so I said where da bag at.

Where da bag at by ElliePrincess10 December 27, 2018

a whole other bag of shrimp 

also "a whole 'nother bag of shrimp" or "a whole different bag of shrimp". Akin to "a whole different story" or "a whole nother bag of tricks", but more dramatic.

In response to a dramatic or out-of-the-ordinary situation or story: "That's a whole other bag of shrimp!"

a whole other bag of shrimp by caseybeccastasi October 11, 2013

Hotter than a hand bag of whores piss 

When it's a bit warm out.

It's hotter than a hand bag of whores piss.

Hotter than a hand bag of whores piss by Sinor skeezioli January 20, 2022

Where Is My Fuck Bag? 

An Expression You Say When You Aren't Interested On What The Other Person Is Saying

Where Is My Fuck Bag?: It's Like You Have a Bag In Which You Keep Your Fucks (Or What Makes You Care) But You Lost It Or Forgot It Home Or Something, As A Result You Don't Care

Person 1: Talks Non Stop About Why He Don't Like His Ex
Person 2: OH WAIT! Dammit I Forgot My Fuck Bag, So I Don't Give A Fuck
Exe2:
Person 1: Mentions Why You Should Buy His Insurance
Person 2: Where's My Fuck Bag?
Person 1: Excuse Me?
Person 2: I'd Like To Give A Fuck But I Can't Find My Fuck Bag!

Where Is My Fuck Bag? by Some1One July 28, 2015

Bagel-Whore 

A girl who hires herself out on street corners for less than it takes to buy a bagel.

Term originates from the fanfiction story 'Liberated Aficionado' by Queen-Cocaine.

Person 1: I heard that Helen sucked off fifteen guys and got paid four dollars.
Person 2: I know, she's such a bagel-whore.

Bagel-Whore by Sno-kween December 28, 2008