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bare wedge

some who is physically huge, often to the extent that it looks disgusting such as pro-body builders.

Also can be used as an insult, if some one is just really annoying, they can be called bare wedge
"hey! did you see that guy in the gym"
"yeah, he was bare wedge"

or

person A: Laura was being bare wedge last night

person B: yeah she kept spilling drinks on everyone
by THECONSTANTDAGGERER October 4, 2011
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Sand Wedge

Someone who looks good from a long distance away, but upon closer inspection, is ugly. Like a sand wedge, good from 75 yards.
I saw a hot girl across the club, but when I walked over it turned out she was a sand wedge.
by PlayoffBeard November 25, 2011
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Hugo Wederburn Wigginton

Originally a well known erotica poet from London in the 1700's, he struggled to release his work owing to his unbearable attitude not only towards women; whom he regulary beat, but also to any in his presence. He had very few friends, and those he did have were often paid for by his wealthy parents without him knowing.

The phrase nowadays is used to describe anyone who resides in the belief that they are Jahwe's gift to earth; when they are actually under many a false pretence.

Unfortunately he died in 1801; his name has been seldom used in modern day culture, with only 5 examples worldwide upwards of the date 1969. 3 of those 5 have a genetic disorder resulting in no hands or feet and the remaining 2 are described by the New York Times people without a genetic disorder - but who act as if they have a severe one.

Trivia: this name has been banned in all but 2 states in the USA; with claimants stating that it incited racial and sexual hatred; as well as anyone hearing this name going into a hibernation state for weeks.
Descended from the Greek God Rhea, he is a Titan of female fertility, motherhood, and generation. She is the sister and consort of Cronus, and the only mythological character in the history of the earth to display lesbionic trends. it is thought that it is HWW's discovery of this piece of knowledge that led him to write erotica.

His poety has been descibed 'underwhelming at best', 'really not that good' according the the 1784 print of 'The London Bugle'.
Look at that stranger, he has just talked too loudly and of innappropriate content - I bet his name is Hugo Wederburn Wiggington

A TYPICAL CONVERSTATION INVOLVING ONE WHO COULD BE A Hugo Wederburn Wigginton:

HWW: 'Hey guys, im just going to tag along with you for a bit'
Others: 'Dont you have to be somewhere else'
HWW: 'AHAHAAAA'
Others: 'It doesnt even make sense if you laugh there Hugo, no one has made a joke.'
HWW: 'wtf do you know, im Hugo Wederburn Wiggington'
by Brenda Cross PhD May 28, 2012
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swamp wedge

1. Pouring a lukewarm beer down buddy's backside then giving them a wedgie.

2. When you have a wedgie & there's all sorts of nastiness.

3. Wet-undie wedgie
This 98 degree weather is giving me a swamp wedge.
by Markstache July 14, 2017
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Retiree Wedge

The Driver a 65+ uses on the 120 yard par 3 because what's the difference? If you're going hit 50 yard worm-burners all day, you might as well let the big dog eat.
Also, anyone elses driver or 1 wood.
"I should probably hit an iron off the tee to keep it straight, but I haven't hit the Retiree Wedge all day."
by DaThLy April 17, 2008
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wengerism

The act of having the worst possible luck in the world in a day by day state.
I have been wenger'd (wengerism) since the sack.
by rickyroscoe June 11, 2009
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wedges

A type of shoe, with a round toe and thicker platform sole in the front that narrows towards the back. Wedges have no actual "heel". They look cool if you want to look more "mainstream" but do not actually want to buy spike heels.
I have black leather wedge sandals with a 4.5 inch sole. They felt very uncomfortable at first because I had never worn a wedge heel before, but now they feel fine.
by marla x0 December 21, 2004
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