wasted face

The act of being completely drunk. What your face looks like after a long night of shots!

Vanessa:Hey Natalie, something looks different about you..... Did you cut your hair???

Natalie: no, hoe fo sho.... im freakin wasted face!

Vanessa: Lucky!

by nlkatlie September 23, 2007

wasted time

What you are creating rn

Jo: Do you ever just go on the urban dictionary for fun??
Sophie: Y would you do that that's just wasted time

by Therearemanyhereamonguswhofeel February 19, 2017

Wasted Sperm

a completely useless good-for-nothing person

YOU WASTED SPERM!!!

by orangecow91 March 6, 2009

wasted call in

When your boss asks you to work on Saturday or Sunday and you come in only to find there isn't any real extra work to do.

Duder 1: "Dude it was hella gay how I came in to work Saturday for like 2.5 hrs. What a fucking waste of my time and gas."

Duder 2: "Yea dude your boss totally used a wasted call in on your ass."

by westfalia January 18, 2010

Wasted Meat

The part of a males penis that will not fit inside a woman's vagina from either a huge penis and/or a small vagina. This part of the penis serves no purpose therefore is considered wasted meat.

I couldn't fit my dick all the way inside of her, it's a shame that there was so much wasted meat.

by meatking April 20, 2010

wasted basted

wasted as fuck at Quinnipiac University

I was so wasted basted last night and got written up.

by jakab October 25, 2007

Wasted Confidence

The confidence that a usually very shy person gets when drunk.

To be shy until you get wasted related to drunk say.

Confidence that's useless to have because you are intoxicated therefore it does not improve your nerdy state.

Brenda is usually a very shy sweet but self-conscious girl, until John got her drunk.

John to Bill: Jill has all this confidence tonight...I like!

Bill: Bro its just wasted confidence she's still shy and awkward.

by Demenyaca June 3, 2010