belly washer

a term refering to a carbonated beverage or soda

Man, I can use a cold iced belly washer today

by nessa January 6, 2005

Professional Time Waster..P.T.W.

A person who is very skilled,at NOT doing, their assigned job. This person usually, doesn't get noticed,or caught.

Start watching that, Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. looks busy (typing). However,THE PRODUCTIVITY IN THIS OFFICE, IS RAPIDLY DECLINING!!

by light bearer666 August 16, 2009

pulled a jack warner

To pull a Jack Warner is to pull out of something at the last minute.

You: So what time are we meeting him?
Me: Ahh we're not anymore he pulled a Jack Warner 10 minutes ago.

by Spaghetti1245 July 17, 2009

Wayner

Wayner is derived from Greek Mythology. He was the god of cool. Whenever fun was needed they would call upon this mighty god to get the party started. Very few are given this name today as it is reserved for one man who is said will rise to power sometime during or after the year 2010. It is said he will bring fun back into the world.

This party sucks!!!
Yes we must call on the party god known only as "Wayner".
Dude this is like the best party ever now it is totally cool!

by DD1979 February 3, 2010

wassergock

An uber gock. A gigantic, sagging belly full of man butter that blocks access to the cock.

His wassergock is so bad it looks like a pregnant scrotum...where's the tip? That guy obviously takes it in the can, his wassergock makes his cock invisible!

by Granuppie April 10, 2009

Warner

The name in Germany originates from war without warning. Warner is one of the biggest toughest families in Germany of all times. Some say Hitler was the actual sperm doner to this family of 9 boys and we dare not mention the one girl it would be deadly! It's the the name you would use just to save your mother fucking ass.

Hitler- Did you try do save that baby girl from death?
Warner- ya, got a problem with that?
Hitler- Men kill the bastard!!!!!!
Warner- Fuck you Hitler do you know my last name you dumb fuck?
Hitler- Not Warner is it?
Warner yup...
Hitler- Hold up men! Do not touch this one let him go.
Men- Must be a mother fucken Warner...grrr

by Baby Dawn April 18, 2009

Kurt Warner

Kurt Warner is an NFL Quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals. He burst onto the scene out of nowhere in 1999 by throwing 41 touchdown passes and leading the St. Louis Rams to a victory over the Tennessee Titans in Super Bowl XXXIV. Kurt was named Super Bowl MVP as well as regular season MVP. Kurt was also named NFL MVP following the 2001 season in which he threw for 36 touchdown passes and again led the Rams to the Super Bowl. Warner also played a season for the New York Giants before coming Arizona. He currently is the NFL's most accurate passer in history with a 65.7 completion percentage. Kurt Warner is a Born-again Christian who is respected for his faith because his actions and character back up his beliefs.

A great quarterback but more importantly a better person. Kurt Warner is a class act.

by Perk25 July 24, 2008